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| 2009-09-23 |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #3 The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said that oughtta get the chicks or the First Wookie |
| Posted by: Frank G 2009-09-23 21:57 |
| #2 "The man thought the weight from the steel object would make his organ longer, but what he did to it almost rendered it useless." Honey, that ain't the only reason yours is useless. "The penis had . . . swollen to five times its normal size" Mission accomplished? "'He was kind of a wingnut,' Broussard said." No, really? "'They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldnÂ’t hit his thing,' Broussard said." "His thing." Geez, I find medical lingo so sexy, Chief. Do go on. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2009-09-23 21:41 |
| #1 He's a contender for idiot of the year. |
| Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2009-09-23 21:30 |