You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Lurid Crime Tales-
Banana sex cult leader splits after raid
2009-09-15
PAPUA New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they engaged in public sex.
The man and his followers fled naked into the wilderness when police tried to arrest them over the weekend, the Post Courier newspaper reported.

The newspaper said the villagers in Morobe province, about 200km north of the capital Port Moresby, had been promised their banana harvest would increase 10-fold every time they had sex in public.

It said the cult leader was wanted for a range of alleged offences over the past four months, including threatening people and illegal sexual activity.

Inspector Adam Busil said he and officers surrounded the man's hut early Saturday but he refused to come out, then made a dash for freedom with about seven naked followers.

"He used his two wives as a human shield to avoid being shot at by the policemen," Busil said.

"They were called on to surrender but they refused."

He said extra officers were being called in to track down the cultists.
Posted by:phil_b

#8  This is a serious problem, and the government had better not back down until they catch the top banana of this cult.
Posted by: gorb   2009-09-15 22:44  

#7  "Used his two wives as a human shield..." > THE BANANA TREES refused???

Gut nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-09-15 19:25  

#6  
Posted by: Thusotle Jones1775   2009-09-15 19:03  

#5  I hope it wasn't on a sundae.
Posted by: phil_b   2009-09-15 13:34  

#4  What Bananas?
Who cares about Bananas?
Com'ere sweetie.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-09-15 12:40  

#3  Definitely a slippery slope.
Posted by: xbalanke   2009-09-15 12:10  

#2  Neat article, thanks a bunch.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-09-15 09:19  

#1  I can see where this might have a certain appeal.
Posted by: ed   2009-09-15 09:17  

00:00