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| Naked woman brings Hotel Indonesia traffic to a halt | |
| 2009-09-07 | |
| An elderly foreign woman brought traffic around the Hotel Indonesia traffic circle to a halt Sunday when she stripped off all her clothes. "My eyes!" [SCREECH!] [CRASH!] "Put it back on!" The woman had reportedly been walking around the fountain since morning, but motorists slowed down to watch when she began taking off her clothes until she was completely naked, kompas.com reported. "Don't look!" "I can't look!" [SMASH! CRUNCH!] "I looked." Two female police officers then approached her and covered her in a blanket, before taking her to the nearby police post. The woman had no ID on her, but police reached the brilliant conclusion that she was French. "She was muttering something, it was unclear, but I guess it was French," one officer said.
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #6 Never forget this universal rule: The people you would most like to see running around nekkid in public rarely do. |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-09-07 18:43 |
| #5 Funny how one word -- "elderly" -- shriveled my interest in this article. |
| Posted by: regular joe 2009-09-07 11:31 |
| #4 Jeeze... some people would do anything to get on the cover of the Rantburg Defender-Scimitar and Times-Picayune. I don't think that is quite what 'nekkid as an egg' means.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-09-07 11:18 |
| #3 #2 Sounds like she was either senile or French. Take your pick. Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2009-09-07 10:21 Richard, I thought senility (loss of cognitive ability) and being French were synonymous. |
| Posted by: WolfDog 2009-09-07 10:45 |
| #2 Sounds like she was either senile or French. Take your pick. |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2009-09-07 10:21 |
| #1 So did the males all start by checking out her big jubblies within 0.2s? |
| Posted by: gorb 2009-09-07 00:52 |