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Iranian Chief of Staff Firouzabadi Writes Letter to Hidden Imam
2009-08-17
Posted by:anonymous5089

#6  "I can call spirits from the vasty deep."

"Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?"

-- Henry IV Part I
Posted by: DMFD   2009-08-17 22:37  

#5  P.S. And pick up a half-rack and a bag of chips on the way over ok? Chanting 'Death to America' is thirsty work!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-08-17 20:08  

#4  Imam Irving Fonebone
12th Imam
Inawell, Iran

Hassan "Stinky" Firouzabadi
Chief of Staff
Tehran, Iran

Dear Irving,

What's the deal? Why haven't you destroyed the world yet? Everything is set up according to plan, and we've been sitting on pins and needles waiting for you to show up already.

All you need to do is take out a few aircraft carrier groups and stop the Joos from launching enough missiles to incinerate Africa, and we can handle the rest.

We had a deal. What gives?

Yrs in Allah,

Stinky
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-08-17 19:03  

#3  Uh, oh. Check this out:

The representative of IranÂ’s supreme leader in the Revolutionary Guard (IRGC) said it was necessary to induce wide changes in IranÂ’s neighbors to prepare the world for the return of Imam Mehdi, the twelfth imam in the twelver Shiite faith.

According to al-Arabiya, the cleric, Ayatollah Ali SaÂ’aeedi did not specify the nature of these changes but he named Iraq, Turkey, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Lebanon as the countries where changes must be made.
Posted by: crosspatch   2009-08-17 14:47  

#2  Knock it off with droppin' all the crap down my well, willya?
Posted by: The Hidden Imam   2009-08-17 14:08  

#1  Did he send it by way of the tooth fairy or is the Easter bunny delivering the missive?
Posted by: crosspatch   2009-08-17 13:15  

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