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| 2009-08-12 |
| Val Kilmer’s New Global Warming Film Is Awful Despite Gratuitous Nudity I saw Val Kilmer’s new feature the other day. It’s called “The Chaos Experiment,” and it’s about a deranged scientists (Kilmer) who traps “six sexy strangers” (according to the plot synopsis on the back of the DVD) in a room and slowly turns up the heat to demonstrate the deleterious effects of global warming on the human condition. In a nutshell, the “six sexy strangers” get naked before they go crazy and start killing one another. My girlfriend thought it was awful- she was put off by the nudity. That was the only part I enjoyed, in what was otherwise a real snoozer.... |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #6 Unfortunately/fortunately, he's given consideration to be the Donk to replace Bill Richardson as governor of New Mexico. It's not like we need someone playing Governor William J. Lepetomane at this time. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-08-12 21:27 |
| #5 Kilmer (and Robt Downey Jr.) were awesome in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. In it he plays a gay P.I., go figure. Rent it if you want some laughs. I got it on DVD for father's day - loved it (note that he was an *actor* in it). As a politician or climate change guru or Director?...not so much |
| Posted by: Frank G 2009-08-12 21:12 |
| #4 You beat me to it, CrazyFool. |
| Posted by: lotp 2009-08-12 20:13 |
| #3 Sounds like Al Gore. Only Al never was very good. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-08-12 19:57 |
| #2 It's kind of sad, really - Val Kilmer. He was absolutely hilarious in Top Secret and Real Genius, as well as being quite dishy, and he proved that he could sing, too ... so sad, really. A case of accelerated Marlon Brando Disease. They start out talented and gorgeous, then something happens, they begin believing all the hype ... and hey, presto, before a couple of decades have passed, there they are, talentless, fat, utterly humorous and has-been, suffocating all the projects they are involved with, with the horrendous weight of their presence. |
| Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2009-08-12 19:44 |
| #1 Val Kilmer, you say... isn't he the guy who bloated up just like Marlon Brando... except he couldn't act? |
| Posted by: Blinky Ulase9318 2009-08-12 18:10 |