Busy day at Mutual of Gaza...Gaza -- Ma'an -- Two members of Hamas' military wing were killed late on Friday night during a "Jihad mission" east of Al-Bureij Refugee Camp in the central Gaza Strip, a Hamas statement said.
Ah. "Jihad mission". Fucked up did they?
The statement identified the victims as members of the Al-Qassam Brigades Osama Kamal Nabaheen and Bakr Jamal Nabaheen from Al-Bureij Camp.
Otherwise known as "The Stupid Brothers"...
Hamas announced death of the two activists over loudspeakers calling on Gaza residents to participate in their funeral processions on Saturday.
Or else...
"Hey Mahmoud, why do we have to go to the funeral?"
"Because the loudspeakers told us to, dummy."
"But ain't that going to expose us to the ebil Juice?"
"Um .. yeah."
"Hey Mahmoud, where you going?"
"You go to the funeral. I'm going to .. strategerize."