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WorldÂ’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
2009-07-09
A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the worlds strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made. “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life. “Its enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week youll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
Posted by:Beavis

#6  How lovely that Ms Kozhevnikova found a hobby.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-07-09 23:08  

#5  I see a new way to transport up to 14kg of Semtex to the mosque-boom. Watch for the burqa-bag taking very short steps
Posted by: Frank G   2009-07-09 18:25  

#4  I heard of picking up quarters off a bar in Mexico or Havana of olden-- but 14 kg? Wow.
Posted by: JohnQC   2009-07-09 17:52  

#3  Dude, at least, tonight, I'm off to bed after having learned something new. Don't know if I'm really smarter from that new tidbit of knowledge, though. Thanks, Rantburg U.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2009-07-09 16:34  

#2  This would be one way to return ratings to the Olympics. Vagina weightlifting. And for the gals...

As for the woman. Better watch out - Hanoi Jane is going to be pretty envious....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-07-09 16:18  

#1  I there some kinda event where they figure this out? Pay Per View could make millions if there is.
Posted by: tu3031   2009-07-09 15:23  

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