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Today's idiot
2009-06-30
Man suffers critical injuries after apparent stunt

MONTREAL -- A man is in critical condition in Montreal after falling off the roof of a moving SUV while performing what may have been a dangerous stunt known as car surfing. The man's head struck the pavement when he lost his balance.
Good thing he didn't land on anything he actually uses.
Police say they are attempting to identify the man, who is believed to be in his 20s.
Well, he has a really flat face and these red markings all over his torso.
Car surfing is a daredevil-style of acrobatics during which passengers perform stunts while riding on top of a moving vehicle.
Stunts beyond riding on a moving vehicle in the first place? Boggle.
Montreal police Const. Anie Lemieux says they are investigating the case as a hit-and-run and are trying to track down the driver.
Maybe he was the driver. Look for a car in the weeds with a broken string tied to the steering wheel.
Police went door-to-door at nearby businesses with the hope a surveillance camera may have caught the incident on tape.
They should check You-Tube first though. Might save some time.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#5  After watching the news on television and reading the newspaper, I've got to think there is more than person trying to remove themselves from the gene pool and competing for idiot of the day.
Posted by: JohnQC   2009-06-30 18:02  

#4  Another "Teen Werewolf" wanna-be.
Posted by: Ptah   2009-06-30 17:50  

#3  This example is not too much different from the driving one sees there on a daily basis.
Posted by: Canuckistan sniper   2009-06-30 12:39  

#2  They forgot the line 'Drugs or alcohol are believed to have been a factor.'
Posted by: Glenmore   2009-06-30 07:46  

#1  I like these kind of idiots: healthy young males with head injuries make for good organ transplant donors. His low-mileage parts will be given to people who will appreciate them. The mint-condition unused brain tissue is discarded however...this is the only part of the body that's worth less the less you use it.
Posted by: gromky   2009-06-30 04:00  

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