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Fatwa™ in Egypt: Source of pigs is Jooooooos |
2009-05-12 |
A new Fatwa™ published in Egypt determines that the source of all the existing pigs in the world is Jooooos, who were cursed by Allah™. The new edict was issued by Sheikh Ali Osman from the Egyptian Waqf™ ministry. Due to their Joooooish roots, Sheikh Osman sez, it is permissible to slaughter all the pigs. The religious scholar was quoted as saying by a Jordanian newspaper that he personally believes the source of the pigs is Jooooos and thus the consumption of pork meat is banned in Islam™. He added that a person who consumes swine flesh is considered as one who consumed another "impure person." Sheikh Osman said his Fatwa™ is being supported by the heads of al Azhar™, but they fear to publicly confirm it. He said he still wait for response from al Azhar Fatwa Committee™ to get an official approval for his new edict. |
Posted by:anonymous5089 |
#7 The sheikh would rather kill Joooos, but pigs are defenseless targets. Coward woose. |
Posted by: Skunky Glins 5*** 2009-05-12 22:39 |
#6 ION ISRAELI MIL FORUM > seems the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD is calling for the end of Egypt's formal peace treaty wid ISRAEL, + boycott of USA, FRANCE + BRITAIN etc. for suppor Israel. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2009-05-12 22:10 |
#5 Ima of course figure the Juice are taking care of their swine. Partz is partz. |
Posted by: .5MT 2009-05-12 18:51 |
#4 Actually the "source off all existing pigs" looked more like this: Too bad it's not around anymore. That porker would've eaten Islamofascists for lunch. |
Posted by: Charles Darwin 2009-05-12 17:31 |
#3 Actually the "source off all existing pigs" looked more like this: Too bad it's not around anymore. That porker would've eaten Islamofascists for lunch. |
Posted by: Charles Darwin 2009-05-12 17:31 |
#2 ...he personally believes the source of the pigs is Jooooos and thus the consumption of pork meat is banned in Islam™. Last I heard, Shecky, was banned in Judaism too. Oh, yeah. Nevermind... |
Posted by: tu3031 2009-05-12 13:56 |
#1 Well, yeah, because everyone knows the best hams and bacon are kosher. /sarcasm |
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2009-05-12 13:52 |