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| LTTE Celebrates the Drowning 1,000,000 Sinhaloids by Tactically Withdrawing® |
| 2009-01-27 |
| Snark, snark, snark. I don't have to put anything inline because these guys do a pretty good job of it themselves. They would fit right in here at the 'Burg... The LTTE officially launched its long awaited Great Counter-attack™ on Saturday by nobly blowing up the bund of Kalamadukulam tank and DROWNING 1,000,000 Sinhaloids who were all having a picnic near the bund. To celebrate it, we Tactically Withdrew® from our last totally worthless insignificant ghost town of Mullaitivu on Sunday. As usual, the 150% non-cowardly Tigers chose not face the SLA in battle because we all know that it will result in a bloodbath of homophobes. So the Tigers mercifully decided to blow up the bund and flood all the Tamil areas, beautifully flooding paddy fields and creating a breeding ground for cholera and other water-borne diseases which will kill ONLY the Sinhaloids and NOT the Tamil civilians there. Snarky Ouch! The Sea Tigers then rode the 50-metre high waves and launched a marine assault on the Sinhaloid army with great success. This is the first time in history that a marine force has used boats on land! It is another testament to We Tamil ingenuity! Our totally credible sources state that at least 1,000,000 Sinhaloids were killed in this much anticipated Counter-attack™ and 5,000,000 were taken prisoner. Not only that, but the LTTE continued its Great Counter-attack™ by marching towards Kilinochchi and fighting has been reported in Jaffna too. Love the catchphrase! Military sources say that the Vishvamadhu tank has also been blown up, drowning another half a million Sinhaloids. The 57th and 58th Divisions are totally bogged down by these man-made tsunamis. Contact has been lost with more than 10,000,000 troops, presumed drowned. The LTTE has already taken possession of 2,500,000 SLA dead. Two SLAF Kfirs and Ten 3-Man Migs were also victims of the floods. Larf. Actually does a pretty good job of the wishful thinking that occurs on the news sites of terrorist groups. The Serbs were shooting down American planes left and right, soldiers dying on the barricades, etc. |
| Posted by:gromky |