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Mother, 34, posed as her 15-year-old daughter to try out for high school cheerleading squad
2009-01-14
A 34-year-old woman posed as her 15-year-old daughter in a bid to go back to school and try out for the cheerleading squad.

Wendy Brown turned up at Ashwaubenon High School in Wisconsin, U.S., for a day of classes - and was given her own cheerleading locker and even attended a pool party with other students. Her day of fun was only discovered after truancy officers wondered where their new 'pupil' had gone. . . .

Court documents revealed that Brown 'stated that she wanted to get her high school degree and be a cheerleader because she had no childhood and was trying to regain a part of her life she missed.' She attended school for one day last August after assuming the identity of her daughter while she was living with a relative out of state.

Her teachers reported the ‘student’ for truancy and the mother’s elaborate ruse to re-live the life of a teenager was eventually uncovered when she was found in a police cell, where she’d been charged over a separate forgery conviction. . . . Lieutenant Jody Crocker, an Ashwaubenon Public Safety officer, said: 'Ms Brown's criminal history says she's been involved in fraud and deceptive practices across the country for most of her adult life.
No kidding!
Posted by:Mike

#10  Click on the link, BP.

I guess it's possible....
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-01-14 20:36  

#9  Have we no piccy of this 34 yr old possible MILF who seemingly can pass for 16?

I'm sure I'm not the only person on here.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2009-01-14 19:47  

#8  The Law and Order version will be on next week.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2009-01-14 19:19  

#7  This has got THE VIEW + OXYGEN, etc, Chick flick written all over it.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-01-14 19:05  

#6  
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2009-01-14 18:01  

#5  I would have tried it for a day myself at age 34, but I still had outstanding detentions and a lunch room tab. :(
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-01-14 14:45  

#4  The caesarian scar was a bit of a giveaway.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2009-01-14 13:14  

#3  Tom Servo: So you went to school with a bunch of geeky losers, and now it's our cross to bear?
Joel: Nobody calls the Ashwaubenon Jaguars a bunch of geeky losers!


(What kind of geeky loser am I that I can do that from memory?)

According to Agatha Christie, it's all in the knees. You can always tell a girl of sixteen from an old hag of 25 (much less 34) by examining her knees.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2009-01-14 12:57  

#2  Note to self: Next time I try to pass as a teenybopper, don't use my ID to buy a keg for the football team.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-01-14 10:58  

#1  the mother's elaborate ruse to re-live the life of a teenager was eventually uncovered when she was found in a police cell

So much story in so few words. How long until the made-for-tv movie comes out?
Posted by: SteveS   2009-01-14 10:34  

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