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Bakri wants followers to convert aliens |
2009-01-03 |
![]() Bakri, 50, declared: “We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him.” Last night a security source quipped: “Perhaps he could show his people the way — it would give everyone a break if he was beamed up.” Syrian-born Bakri, who sparked outrage by praising the 9/11 bombers, spoke from exile in Lebanon. But he is in hiding there after local police accused him of setting up a terror training camp. Bakri is petrified he will be tortured if he is locked up and plans to escape to a safe haven. He said: “I must get out. I am talking to people about getting a new name, new passport.” I didn't see the "Mars Attacks" image on the menu or I would have used that, but image at the article is even better. |
Posted by:ryuge |
#5 Maybe he could just "disappear"? Nah, he ain't decomposing in a shallow, unmarked grave, methinks he's gone to convert the aliens... |
Posted by: tu3031 2009-01-03 14:58 |
#4 Ahhhhhh the old standard "Allah...in order to obey him and worship him" Well, that's just fine then. As soon as he shows up and gives me my orders in person you got it. But, just remember, I don't do middle men, no matter how many 9 year old girls they rape. |
Posted by: AlanC 2009-01-03 13:47 |
#3 "Delays, delays, always with delays!" |
Posted by: Steve White 2009-01-03 10:40 |
#2 Galactic Admiral Zor'eb: Huhammed you say? Yes we know of him. An earlier expedition briefly abducted him and performed some minor medical procedures. I believe Captains Allah and Jibril were in charge. |
Posted by: john frum 2009-01-03 10:34 |
#1 The little guy needs a turban. |
Posted by: Grunter 2009-01-03 08:49 |