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Michael Jackson: strange strong in Islam
2008-12-27
Associates of the legendary performer, Michael Jackson, who wish to remain unnamed, have confirmed to All News Web that recent rumours regarding Michael Jackson converting to Islam are in fact true. 'Michael might not have become a hard-core observer of all the precepts of the Koran but he has made a commitment to come to know the faith and be inspired by it.' the associate commented. 'He has undergone some form of ceremony. Michael has basically been a vegetarian for years and doesn't eat pork at all so the dietary rules are not a problem.'

Another associate also confirmed that while rumours of Michael Jackson being at deaths door and in need of a lung transplant were wildly exaggerated, Michael is struggling with health problems. 'Michael does have health issues and his lungs are not in perfect condition' the associate commented.

'Michael does read the Koran at least once a day and is finding that it gives him massive strength and courage in dealing with the problems that life has thrown at him.' the associate, who is himself an African-American convert to Islam noted 'He has made the first baby steps into the Islamic way of life, whether he will continue on in this journey and grow in his Muslim faith remains to be seen.'
Posted by:ryuge

#7  He can barely read English from what I have seen. He's probably having some guy read it to him.

He's probably having it pounded into him IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Frank G   2008-12-27 15:28  

#6  "Michael does read the Koran at least once a day . . ."

He can barely read English from what I have seen. He's probably having some guy read it to him.

Islam does seem to attract more than its share of freaks.
Posted by: gorb   2008-12-27 15:03  

#5  He likes to keep animals around for his young friends. Expect his goat herd to grow to hundreds in a short time, to comply with local traditions, don't cha know.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700   2008-12-27 12:26  

#4  
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2008-12-27 11:21  

#3  at least the hijab is socially correct now...
Posted by: Frank G   2008-12-27 11:18  

#2  Terminally confused African-American caucasion criminal pediphilic pervert victim convert to Islam.

There, corrected. No charge.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-12-27 11:15  

#1  No problems from how he conducts his sex life, either.
Posted by: Grunter   2008-12-27 11:11  

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