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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Dearborn PD to the rescue
2008-12-16
Ya never saw this on Dragnet...
A Dearborn man learned this morning that when you handcuff your wife to the bed, you make sure you know where the key is first.
Honey, where's the key?
Ummmmmmmm...ummmmmmmmmm...

Dearborn Police officers responded to a call at 7:15 a.m. today by the man requesting help, Sgt. Ray Patrick said.
Yeah...hi...
They had to use a universal key to free the woman.
Muldoon! Bring the blowtorch!
Easy, ma'am. Just kidding.

“I think it was more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment,” Patrick said.
...and I'll bet every patrol car in Dearborn ran on it.
Posted by:tu3031

#1  They had to use a universal key to free the woman.
Hower mucher these Universal Keys?
Posted by: .5MT   2008-12-16 19:36  

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