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| Blasphemous bras |
| 2008-12-14 |
| I usually wear a BH --booby holder as Indonesians call it -- during my walks because I don't want to scandalize the neighborhood: it's cold in the morning, and without a bra, my T-shirt makes it clear that my highbeams are on. And what's more, my house is only a few hundred meters from Jakarta's border with the district of Tangerang, whose bylaws have imposed criminal sanctions on women who do not cover up the aurat, those parts of our bodies that need to be covered to prevent men from getting horny (I mean, it makes sense that it's our fault, right?). OK, fine, so what's the problem with me modestly donning my sports bra? Answer: Now there's also a fatwa against bras! Bras? Why on earth would bras be considered blasphemous? Well, the reasoning of our revered clerics is that bras fool men into thinking that a woman's breasts are bigger than they really are, so it's a kind of fraud. I stood in my driveway, frozen by indecision. Bra on or off? I couldn't help thinking that these bra-fatwa-issuing clerics obviously haven't had much to do with boobies. The growing conservatism among hardline Muslims in Malaysia, Indonesia and other parts of the world suggests some Muslim leaders want to halt modernity, even turn it back. And if they can't make the world get in line with their regressive fantasies, then they want to destroy it. They share this with their more extreme terrorist brothers (and a few suicidal sisters), as we have seen again and again in recent years, most recently in Mumbai. It starts with a few ridiculous fatwas. Do we want it to end in more mindless, tragic massacres? Surely it is past time for all Indonesians who believe Islam can be a religion of the modern world to start saying no to this nonsense while it is still a laughing matter. Bra-very is what we need, to fight destructive and divisive fanaticism and fundamentalism! |
| Posted by:classer |
| #5 So-o-o, IIUC, BOOBS AND BRAS TWAS WHAT SHOT DOWN = FORCED MALAYSIA TO GIVE UP ITS LIGHT COMBAT AIRCRAFT PROJECT??? AL BUNDY > HOW WOMEN, ESPEC NAMED PEG WID RED HAIR, DESTROYED AN AIR FORCE WIDOUT REALLY TRYING!? Gut Nuthin. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-12-14 21:22 |
| #4 Ya know it's hard to visualize the problem you are describing. If you had a picture maybe... JUST KIDDING. ( ; |
| Posted by: Hellfish 2008-12-14 18:05 |
| #3 Bind 'em. |
| Posted by: KBK 2008-12-14 13:13 |
| #2 agreed, esp if it starts in Indonesia. |
| Posted by: Ganesha 2008-12-14 12:11 |
| #1 This is so idiotic as to be laughable. But , it's very important. Once women start to realize the idiocy of the Islamos and start to reject their half-assed pronouncements, the end will be in sight. |
| Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-12-14 11:38 |