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Planning under way for Obama holiday |
2008-11-09 |
This appears to be quite serious.... Plans are being made to promote a national holiday for Barack Obama, who will become the nation's 44th president when he takes the oath of office Jan. 20. "Yes We Can" planning rallies will be at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. every Tuesday at the downtown McDonald's restaurant, 1100 Kansas Ave., until Jan. 13. The goals are to secure a national holiday in Obama's honor, to organize celebrations around his inauguration and to celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abraham Lincoln, who was born on Feb. 12 1809. At 7:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, Obama Cake will be served at the downtown McDonald's, to be washed down with Obama kool-aid....or else ....and a celebration is scheduled for 8 p.m. to midnight Jan. 20 at the Ramada Hotel and Convention Center, 420 S.E. 6th. Bob Hope was right, the 'rats really are like friggin' zombies. |
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
#12 WolfDog, Clinton's "racist" now, remember? |
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2008-11-09 22:37 |
#11 Cult of Personality |
Posted by: DMFD 2008-11-09 20:22 |
#10 This can't be a serious news article. Tell me it isn't so. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2008-11-09 18:20 |
#9 The visuals didn't work. |
Posted by: lotp 2008-11-09 17:38 |
#8 A thought just resurfaced...wasn't Bubba Clinton suppossed to be the "first" black president??? |
Posted by: WolfDog 2008-11-09 12:30 |
#7 Let me guess..November 4th. Every Year. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-11-09 11:57 |
#6 Somewhere there's a market for posters with Obama giving everyone the finger. |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2008-11-09 11:28 |
#5 2037, the Party ordains double bread rations for Obama day. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2008-11-09 09:21 |
#4 Obama Cake....any flavor you want it to be, but digesting it will take four long years. |
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2008-11-09 08:23 |
#3 Frank, Let's call em...."Bailout Biscuits." Put em in a little green can with black letters, use a P38 to open it. Gotta be dry, very, very dry, no sugar, tasteless.... and crumbly. Very thin, 4-5 per can. Gotta make you want to drink lots and lots of water. Make em so good you can only stand to eat one or two before |
Posted by: Besoeker 2008-11-09 06:53 |
#2 Obama Cake: looks like whatever you want it to look like but tastes like a dirt sammich. |
Posted by: Frank G 2008-11-09 06:42 |
#1 Let them eat cake. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2008-11-09 06:04 |