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| Zionist Spy Pigeons! |
| 2008-10-22 |
| Maybe they read The Protocols Of The Elders Of Flyin' Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected "spy pigeons" near Iran's controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday. One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that some metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird. "Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings," the source was quoted as saying of the second pigeon. "The beaks on these two are especially pronounced," continued the source, who noted that the invisible strings could also have been used to haul away small children for neocon rituals and Neil Diamond concerts. The source gave no further description of the pigeons, neither their current status nor what their fate will be. Squab has been sighted on several area menus. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #6 You just can't make this guano up. |
| Posted by: Korora 2008-10-22 12:39 |
| #5 "The beaks on these two are especially pronounced," See, this all fits, jooooos have crooked noses, jooooos pigeons have especially pronounced beaks! Can't fool those guys, nope, nope, nope. Of course, the tsahal helmet might have been something of a giveaway, too. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-10-22 10:18 |
| #4 Before this the Iranians arrested 14 Secret Squirrels. All I can is they are nuts. |
| Posted by: ed 2008-10-22 09:24 |
| #3 ...with frickin' lasers on their heads! |
| Posted by: Kojo Sniter8886 2008-10-22 08:48 |
| #2 These aren't the boids you're looking for. Move along now. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2008-10-22 01:59 |
| #1 Tipper, are those the same two boids that reported on here on Monday? |
| Posted by: GK 2008-10-22 00:08 |