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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man jailed for "activity" at car wash
2008-10-20

Whaddya mean by "activity", Muldoon?
Just read the report, okay, sarge?
A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
Is that law on the books?
A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.
Whaddya mean by suspicious, sir?
Ummmmm...could you just send somebody?
The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.
Soooo...was it good for you?
"I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said.
If he put his quarters in, would that be considered "consenual"?
Posted by:tu3031

#16  The way those car washes eat quarters, wouldn't it be cheaper to rent the real thing?
Posted by: ed   2008-10-20 20:50  

#15  Joe, I met a young (very)Navy person last weekend who is now on her way to Guam. Nice young
lady. I told her to watch out for you.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-10-20 20:38  

#14  "Weirdest thing I'd ever heard" > MISSED "MAN HAS SEX WITH A HOLE", and other Prior, didn't we???

Doing their all for GLOBAL SOCIALIST ORDER, and the World-Conquering USSA versus Weak Anti-sovereign OWG Global SSR United Soc Republiks of Amerika, aren't they???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-10-20 20:27  

#13  Â“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on” -- Roseanne Barr
Posted by: Darrell   2008-10-20 20:23  

#12  Has anyone mentioned yet the old axiom that nature abhorrs a vacuum?
Posted by: Tranquil Mechanical Yeti   2008-10-20 20:19  

#11  Suck factor Only '5' Pounds!

Only 5 Pounds!!!

Book Em Dano!

The Thomas Township Car Wash is committing *Hose-Rape* again.

Muldoon
Posted by: Muldoon   2008-10-20 18:20  

#10  *giggle*
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-10-20 18:10  

#9  OK. You're all a bunch of ah, um, uh biologists!!
Posted by: Adriane   2008-10-20 17:59  

#8  You're all a bunch of machinists!!

Ahem, I do not think the word means what you think it means...
Posted by: Tranquil Mechanical Yeti   2008-10-20 17:28  

#7  Beating off with a car wash vacuum in public is a protected human right according to Obamaland.

Yuck.

Posted by: ex-lib   2008-10-20 17:12  

#6  What's with the prejudice against vacuums?

You're all a bunch of machinists!!
Posted by: Adriane   2008-10-20 16:31  

#5  Under an Obama administration,
this poor victim of Bush-o-nomics will have to look else where for his next 'liasion,' as the spreading the wealth around' tax will put the car wash out of business.

perhaps this young man will then be forced to turn his affections towards a nearby In-sink-er-ator......
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-10-20 16:19  

#4  Under an Obama administration
the Swan Creek Township man would not be discrimiated against for what he does in the privacy of his automobile. He would also receive a tax rebate on carwash vacuum use.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-10-20 15:27  

#3  Hoover's my brand...
Posted by: DK70 the Scantily Clad7177   2008-10-20 14:39  

#2  Dave Oreck had no comment......
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-10-20 14:23  

#1  Talk about getting hosed!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-10-20 13:43  

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