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| Ohio Woman Arrested In Cow Suit |
| 2008-09-30 |
| Police in Middletown arrested a woman Monday night who they said was dressed in a cow suit and seen acting erratically. "Outta the car and putcher hands on the roof, Bossie!" Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct on accusations of getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit, NewsChannel5 sister station WCPO-TV in Cincinnati reported. She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police said. Wait'll they find the cow pie in the driveway! According to officers, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. "The stall ain't been made that can hold me!" Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. "Hi, yer honor! Want some milk?" It is not clear why she was wearing the costume. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #9 Damn It This one here makes it 5 Ladies in a row that Frank haz tricked me out of!! |
| Posted by: RD 2008-09-30 18:30 |
| #8 She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police said. My kind of Woman but Frank G. got to her first. he laughted at me and said, you snooze you looze! :( |
| Posted by: RD 2008-09-30 18:19 |
| #7 Jeebus, #3 'Moose - give a gal some warning! That was scary - and hysterical. She seriously needs her meds upped. Love the arresting officer's report - "idle verbal threats." :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-09-30 17:31 |
| #6 Maybe she's from PETA was hoping to work at Ben and Jerry's ice cream? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-09-30 17:26 |
| #5 Bovine somatotropin disorder? I blame the farmer. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2008-09-30 17:23 |
| #4 Well. That was interesting. I can only hope this woman has not been allowed to breed. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-09-30 17:17 |
| #3 Be sure to check out picture and arrest report at The Smoking Gun: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.html |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-09-30 17:09 |
| #2 Mad Cow Disease? bet she's as ugly as last night's goulash also. |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-09-30 16:38 |
| #1 Little too much of that ol "Belgium Blue", eh? Or does this have something to do with absentee registration? Probably both. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-09-30 16:07 |
