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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
| MMGW - Bacon, Beer and Chocolate Must Be Rationed |
| 2008-09-30 |
| People will have to be rationed to four modest portions of meat and one litre of milk a week if the world is to avoid run-away climate change, a major new report warns. The report, by the Food Climate Research Network, based at the University of Surrey, also says total food consumption should be reduced, especially "low nutritional value" treats such as alcohol, sweets and chocolates... How about we stuff a rat in a duck, in a chicken, in a turkey, and in these researchers, and deep fry them? |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #9 So no more chocolate coated Bacon bars with the beer chaser. Just what are we to do. |
| Posted by: Chief 2008-09-30 20:29 |
| #8 I wonder when uber-hypocrite Polly Toynbee's Tuscan mansion will be firebombed! |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2008-09-30 16:38 |
| #7 "Eat the Rich" -- P.J. O'Rourke |
| Posted by: mojo 2008-09-30 14:52 |
| #6 Soon, there will be nothing left to take away and only rationing and slavery will be left for the British people. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2008-09-30 14:51 |
| #5 More proof that the Watermelons are just another pernicious religion. |
| Posted by: Tranquil Mechanical Yeti 2008-09-30 12:58 |
| #4 The UK without beer? That's, like, Pakistan... |
| Posted by: Iblis 2008-09-30 12:09 |
| #3 Whatchoo got against rats, ducks, chickens, & turkeys, 'Moose? |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-09-30 11:58 |
| #2 How about The Guardian goes outta business, thereby reducing it's carbon footprint and saving all those trees? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-09-30 11:57 |
| #1 Is Soylent Green the next step for Britain? When the Govt. starts rationing you food, not because it is in short supply, but because the want to its time to take up your gun and join the mob. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-09-30 11:50 |