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Historic sign at Grand Canyon defaced in quest to eradicate typos
2008-08-22
A man from Somerville, Mass., and his friend who went around the country this year removing typographical errors from public signs have been banned from national parks after vandalizing a historic marker at the Grand Canyon.

Jeff Michael Deck of Somerville, and Benjamin Douglas Herson, of Virginia Beach, Va., pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Flagstaff after damaging a rare, hand-painted sign in Grand Canyon National Park. They were sentenced to a year's probation, during which they cannot enter any national park, and were ordered to pay restitution.

Authorities said Deck and Herson, both 28, toured the United States from March to May, wiping out errors on government and private signs. While at Desert View Watchtower on the South Rim on March 28, they were accused of using a whiteout product and a permanent marker to deface a sign that's a National Historic Landmark.

An affidavit by National Park Service agent Christopher A. Smith said investigators learned of the vandalism from an Internet site operated by Deck on behalf of the Typo Eradication Advancement League, or TEAL. According to the Internet posting, TEAL members agreed to stamp out as many typos as they could find in public signage and other venues.

Federal prosecutors said Deck and Herson pleaded guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property. In addition to being banned from national parks for a year, the two are barred from modifying any public signs and must pay $3,035 to repair the Grand Canyon sign.
Posted by:ryuge

#9  there's a typo in your last name, Deck.
Posted by: Frank G   2008-08-22 19:37  

#8  There's more than a little crazy here. But then, I'm willing to bet he's a proofreader or something like that, so that makes sense.
Posted by: Jonathan   2008-08-22 15:17  

#7  I speak good with a native language English!
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-08-22 15:11  

#6  Grammar Nazis?
Posted by: OldSpook   2008-08-22 12:51  

#5  In some ways, I have mixed feelings about this. As a product of 12 years of parochial education in the fifties and sixties, I had my grammar and punctuation lessons almost literally beaten into me. So, I can sympathize with the angst these morons felt about such egregious errors.
However, I also had respect for other people's property also almost literally beaten into me. You don't go around defacing other people's property. You point it out, laugh at it, and feel superior about it. But you don't mark it up and destroy it.
Posted by: Rambler in California   2008-08-22 12:16  

#4  Children who never grow up. The judge should have sentenced them to dress only as Peter Pan for a year...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-08-22 11:10  

#3  Had any TEAL visits to Rantburg? This place is a trove-mine for those guys.





Spaek fer yuorselph ...
Posted by: Steve White   2008-08-22 11:08  

#2  Deck's diary account of the Grand Canyon incident was submitted as evidence in court. It says the two men climbed Desert View Watchtower while on holiday from their typo-enforcement duties "and discovered a hand-rendered sign inside that, I regret to report, had a few errors. I know today was supposed to be my day off from typo-hunting, but if I may be permitted to quote that most revered of android law enforcers, Inspector Gadget, 'Always on duty!' I can't shut it off. . . . Will we never be free from the shackles of apostrophic misunderstanding, even in a place surrounded by natural beauty?"

After correcting a misplaced apostrophe and comma, Deck reported, he was aghast to discover what he described as a made-up word: "emense."

"I was reluctant to disfigure the sign any further, so we had to let the other typo stand. Still, I think I shall be haunted by that perversity."


Lighten up, Francis...

Posted by: tu3031   2008-08-22 11:05  

#1  Fred,

Had any TEAL visits to Rantburg? This place is a trove-mine for those guys.
Posted by: Jack is Back!   2008-08-22 10:58  

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