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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Terror manual details custard-pie killings
2008-08-18
Glue inside a custard pie thrown in the face of a victim could effect a neat assassination, according to a terrorism manual produced as an exhibit at a court here in a case that could land terror suspect Belal Khazaal in jail. Another method recommended in the 102-page manual was enveloping the person to be killed in a strong plastic bag, the court was told Friday.

Khazaal, who titled his book Provisions on the Rules of Jihad, pleaded not guilty to knowingly making a document connected with terrorism. He also denied attempting to incite commission of a terrorist crime. The document, posted on the Internet in 2003, lists 12 methods of assassination including car bombs, booby traps, shooting down planes and “hitting with a hammer.” US President George W. Bush was on a list of assassination targets.

The doctored-custard-pie method was recommended because the victim would not know that the glue inside would block up his nose and mouth and cause suffocation.
Posted by:ryuge

#9  That was actually used in an "Avengers" episode, the one with the disgruntled circus clowns on a killing spree...
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-08-18 14:19  

#8  Heart attack or stroke, Anonymoose. Anything else doesn't bear thinking about.
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-08-18 12:51  

#7  The custard pie I at least understand. But how do you kill somebody with the bikini on the right side of the page?
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-08-18 10:44  

#6  Commence Operation Three Stooges...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-08-18 10:09  

#5  Dummies for Jihad . Look for it in mosques everywhere.

Fixed Ed :P
Posted by: Mad Eye   2008-08-18 08:03  

#4  How about writing a book full of the stupidest ideas for killing someone. What ever happened to the traditional "spray and pray" with an AK?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-08-18 07:41  

#3  You could put Nitro Glycerin in their water glass then get them to drive down a bumpy road.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-08-18 07:40  

#2  Inspired by KAOS exploding birthday cake!
Posted by: Harry Hoo   2008-08-18 07:33  

#1  Jihad for Dummies. Look for it in mosques everywhere.
Posted by: ed   2008-08-18 07:11  

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