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| Dork tries to superglue himself to Gordon Brown |
| 2008-07-23 |
| During these turbulent economic times, Gordon Brown is keen for the country to stick by him. However, this probably wasn't quite what he had in mind. Dan Glass, of the climate change pressure group Plane Stupid, today tried to superglue himself to the Prime Minister at a Downing Street reception. Plane Stupid? As Mr Glass, 24, was introduced to the Premier, he laid a glue-covered hand on his sleeve. Maggie Thatcher would've beat the piss out of him. He also took the opportunity to urge Mr Brown to change his mind on the Heathrow airport expansion. Well, I was gonna, but, since you're an asshole, I think we'll double the size. Mr Glass told the assembled guests: 'Do not worry - this is a non-violent protest. We cannot shake away climate change like you can just shake away my arm.' ...whereupon the PM's security detail beat him to a pulp. Nah. You just wish that happened. Mr Glass, who had smuggled pouches of glue into the event in his underwear, added later that Mr Brown laughed off the protest. 'He was just grinning about it,' he said. 'He didn't seem to take me seriously.' Ha ha ha. What if had a gun down his shorts? Ha ha ha... Mr Glass, an invited guest, was allowed to stay at the reception for 40 minutes after the stunt. When he left, he tried to glue himself to the gates of Downing Street - but had his hand detached by a police officer. 'I didn't have much glue left by that point,' he said. I'd have let him stay there. For a coupla days. I would've bought him more glue to make sure. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 Glue him to a fat earth mother. |
| Posted by: 3dc 2008-07-23 17:25 |
| #2 Send him a bill for the tailor made suit jacket that he must have ruined. About $3,000 ? |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-07-23 13:51 |
| #1 but had his hand detached by a police officer must...supress...comment... |
| Posted by: Pappy 2008-07-23 13:45 |