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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Lions devour mentally-ill man in Zimbabwe
2008-07-18
(Xinhua) -- A suspected mentally-ill man was last Friday devoured by a pride of marauding lions at a motel in the northern Zimbabwean border town of Chirundu, The Herald reported on Thursday.
I smell a multi-squidgillion zimbuck lawsuit coming...
Only parts such as three leg bones, two fingers, three ribs and his private organs were recovered after the attack on July 11 at around 2 a.m. behind Chirundu Valley Motel, the newspaper said.

Also recovered were the victim's blood-stained clothes. Mashonaland West police spokesperson Inspector Paul Nyathi confirmed the incident, adding that the remains of the man were taken to Karoi Hospital mortuary.

A guard who was manning the motel witnessed the incident after peeping from a safe hideout when he heard the man scream as the roaring lions attacked him.

Lions are usually active from dusk until nightfall and Nyathi urged visitors to Chirundu and residents to avoid moving at night in the wildlife-infested area and to be extremely vigilant as an attack on humans normally leads to a spate of targeted killings. "Visitors and residents in the area are warned to be cautious and avoid walking at night as history has shown that once lions taste human flesh they begin hunting for it," he said.

He said police had alerted the Parks and Wildlife Management Authority about the incident.
Posted by:Fred

#9  Earlier, the lion was heard loudly arguing with his aged mother in the rundown Victorian house next to the motel.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-07-18 14:38  

#8  Back in the day, We could have counted on faithful side kick Jim to distract the maruding lions while Marlin sold this poor soul some Mutual of Zim life insurance. Then climbed back into the Land Rover and drove away......
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-07-18 14:30  

#7  Two lions kill a clown and start to eat it. One looks at the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"

I'll be here all week!
Posted by: Hellfish   2008-07-18 13:15  

#6  When I read the headline I was thinking 'Mugabe' and 'Act of God.'
Posted by: Iblis   2008-07-18 12:32  

#5  The paper work on this incident would be awful.
I am sure eaten by lions is not on any PC-Correct rehabilitation life skills plan.
Posted by: 3dc   2008-07-18 11:09  

#4  A suspected mentally-ill man was last Friday devoured by a pride of marauding lions

Stay clear of lion prides and from gay prides.
Posted by: JFM   2008-07-18 10:18  

#3  Sounds more like a human infestation in the wildlife area to me.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-07-18 10:17  

#2  "wildlife infested" ??

Perhaps they should avoid building motels in the lions' habitat?
Posted by: john frum   2008-07-18 09:23  

#1  Has nothing to do with taste. Unarmed humans are an easy prey.
Posted by: Spike Uniter   2008-07-18 04:10  

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