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| Giraffes Mastermind Circus Breakout | |
| 2008-07-01 | |
| Ya can never trust them giraffes... AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Amsterdam police say 15 camels, two zebras and an undetermined number of llamas and potbellied swine briefly escaped from a traveling Dutch circus after a giraffe kicked a hole in their cage. C'mon, pigs! Pick up the pace, dammit!
Well...you're so friggin smart giraffes, now whadda we do? The animals were back at the circus later Monday after being rounded up by police and circus workers with the assistance of dogs. Should've let them in on the plan... Aben says neighbors fed some of the animals — which he said was a bad idea — but they were tame and nobody was hurt. Says Aben: 'You have to imagine somebody rubbing his eyes first thing in the morning and saying, 'Am I seeing things or is that 15 camels walking past?'' In Amsterdam? Yes, I can... | |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 'You have to imagine somebody rubbing his eyes first thing in the morning and saying, 'Am I seeing things or is that 15 camels walking past?' "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doing 'shrooms." |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-07-01 12:35 |
| #2 Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper... --Zazu, The Lion King |
| Posted by: Mike 2008-07-01 06:14 |
| #1 Hehe - I take it the Zebras' dastardly plan of fool-proof anti-human camouflageey didn't pan out??? * "I dunno, Chief, I see a long slow line of 4-legged Pigs wid Black "Z"'s in front of 'em. Its either a Stealth Terror Weapon or the Pigs have learned to distort the Time-Space Continuum - better send in the Army on this one"! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-07-01 00:29 |