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Drunken Swede tries to row home ... from Denmark
2008-07-01
A last drink proved one too many for a 78-year-old Swede who fell asleep while trying to row home - from Denmark. Reports say the man had been drinking in the Danish town of Helsingor but found he did not have enough money for the ferry home to Sweden.

Instead of waiting until morning, he stole a dinghy and tried to row the 5km (three miles) across the Oresund Strait to Helsingborg, police said. But he fell asleep half way and drifted until he was rescued by the coastguard.

The man, who has not been named, was found still asleep in the bottom of the boat, and towed back across the strait - a busy shipping lane - to Denmark. He was put on the next ferry home after he had sobered up, writes the Danish news service Ritzau.

Police said the owner of the dinghy had decided not to press charges, Reuters reports.
Posted by:john frum

#5  Mad Eye is hatin on the Classics
Posted by: Pierre L. Ded   2008-07-01 20:48  

#4  Sweden-Denmark isn't that far. They've built a bridge to connect the two.

A lot of Swedes live in Denmark to avoid the taxes. Go figure.
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia   2008-07-01 18:48  

#3  Joe! You're absolutely right! Ajax it was.

Pay no attention to jealous commenters like "Wall Eye" who, in their ignorance, obviously don't know squat about Greek Tales.

I personally look forward to your comments here every day. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Canuckistan sniper   2008-07-01 11:42  

#2  Short on meds today Joe ?
Posted by: Mad Eye   2008-07-01 09:29  

#1  I blame AJAX in "TROY".

D *** NG IT, THATS MIGHTY AJAX + HIS HAMMER!

Alas, iff I remember my ILLIAD lore correctly, or one of them, AJAX too [like ACHILLES]was done in by a sexy wily Trojan babe, + angry herd of Sheep ???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-07-01 01:44  

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