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PETA proposes "Lobster Empathy Center" for inland town
2008-06-05
SKOWHEGAN, Maine - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has sent a proposal to the Somerset County commissioners to lease their jail for the worldÂ’s first Lobster Empathy Center.
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
But it wasn't a rock
It was a rock . . . lobster!

The central Maine county is constructing a new jail and has put the century-old jail in downtown Skowhegan up for sale. The Realtor handling the sale called the offer "likely a publicity stunt."
Oh, you think? ...
"A prison is the perfect setting to demonstrate how lobsters suffer when they are caught in traps or confined to cramped, filthy supermarket tanks," PETA wrote in a June 2 letter to the commissioners. "The center will teach visitors to have compassion for these interesting, sensitive animals while also commemorating the millions of lobsters who are ripped from their homes in the ocean off the coast of Maine each year before being boiled alive."
"Lobster empathy" is an old idea. It's been done before.
Commissioner Chairman Phil Roy, who doesnÂ’t care for lobster, was at a loss for words Monday afternoon. "IÂ’m shocked and I donÂ’t know what to say. I didnÂ’t realize Skowhegan was the coastal community PETA was looking for," Roy said, with tongue in cheek. As the crow flies, the distance from Skowhegan to Rockland, home of the Maine Lobster Festival and a lobster fishing port, is approximately 53 miles.
Posted by:Mike

#11  This is a perfect example of what a rich society we have. If we can afford to waste resources on this kind of drivel, then life must be really grand for those people. Apparently they aren't spending all of their waking moments simply trying to feed themselves somehow.
Posted by: crosspatch   2008-06-05 19:27  

#10  I agree wholeheartly with Johnathan. Any treatment regimen MUST include melted butter, and maybe a little lemon....
Posted by: BigEd   2008-06-05 19:24  

#9  Treatment, perhaps, HH? ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-06-05 18:39  

#8  ooops...I meant, Treatemnt, above
Posted by: HammerHead   2008-06-05 18:03  

#7  What's next, the Ethical Treamnet of Saw Dust?
Posted by: HammerHead   2008-06-05 18:01  

#6  I empathize with lobster, so long as there's slaw and melted butter. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: Jonathan   2008-06-05 13:38  

#5  Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray for us!
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-06-05 11:23  

#4  Lobster Empathy

Posted by: 3dc   2008-06-05 09:49  

#3  Arthropods.
Posted by: Pappy   2008-06-05 09:02  

#2  Isn't that what the local Red Lobster is for?
Posted by: ed   2008-06-05 07:42  

#1  I've worked in Skowhegan. Good, solid people. I don't think they'll pit up with this crap.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-06-05 07:25  

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