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'Carbon Belch Day' promotes un-green actions
2008-06-04
Smoke cigars, do a partial load of laundry, drink bottled water, and feel no shame. That's what a campaign against a carbon trading bill is urging.
B-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-rp!
The latest parody of the proliferation of "green" social networking sites and eco-friendly events comes via "Carbon Belch Day", a campaign from the conservative Grassfire.org alliance that encourages people to pollute as much as possible on June 12. So far, more than 140,000 people have signed a petition against "climate alarmism", according to Ron De Jong, spokesman for Grassfire.org. And if the effort attracts half a million people, it would lead to the release of 105,000,000 million pounds of carbon a week from this Thursday.
Thereby seriously pissing off the professional virtuous.
The effort is strong on shock value, yet weak on social networking and Web 2.0 tools, other than its "belch" calculator. There are no real-world events planned, so expect no sea of SUVs clogging freeways, other than the usual weekday bottlenecks.
Fire up your charcoal grill and the riding mower.
Important safety tip: Do not use your charcoal grill while riding the mower!
There are few things that hurt worse than a lap full of glowing charcoal!
The point, instead, is a political campaign to get people to oppose the Lieberman-Warner Climate Security Act, which would establish a corporate carbon cap-and-trade system, but is already threatened by a promised White House veto. "Somehow, this bogus idea of environmental indulgences has become accepted as a real and valid way to deal with our Carbon Guilt," De Jong wrote in an e-mail.
Posted by:Fred

#2  Making CO2 is the most green thing you can do!

After all chlorophyll(green) is for eating that tasty CO2.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2008-06-04 12:16  

#1  And if the effort attracts half a million people, it would lead to the release of 105,000,000 million pounds of carbon a week from this Thursday.
Somebody's math seems to be off here a little. It would mean that half a million people each release 210 million pounds of carbon in one day. Unless everyone personally sets off a volcano in their back yard, that seems unlikely.
Of course, a volcano in your back yard would probably hurt worse than a lap full of glowing charcoal.
Posted by: Rambler in California   2008-06-04 12:00  

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