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Kennedy brain surgery termed successful |
2008-06-03 |
Sen. Edward M. Kennedy underwent a 3 1/2 -hour targeted brain surgery at Duke University Medical Center today to remove a malignant tumor. The surgery "was successful and accomplished our goals," according to a statement released by the neurosurgeon, Dr. Allan Friedman, at the facility in Durham, N.C. |
Posted by:Fred |
#11 Kennedy will cling to his Senate chair until they have to pry his cold carcass out of it, after having spendt his last hours on earth trying to pass some godawful piece of legislation on a pity vote for him. |
Posted by: Cromert 2008-06-03 22:25 |
#10 Snark of the day to BH6! |
Posted by: Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-06-03 19:03 |
#9 #7: Apparently. Kinda small, though - Took 'em 2 1/2 hours just to find it. Nah, they had to be exra careful not to puncture the vacuum, might suck some new ideas in, Can't have that happening. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2008-06-03 16:46 |
#8 Well now that they've removed the tumor his dem compatriots will be aghast to learn that now he is a conservative republican.... |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2008-06-03 16:39 |
#7 Apparently. Kinda small, though - Took 'em 2 1/2 hours just to find it. |
Posted by: mojo 2008-06-03 15:04 |
#6 Kennedy brain surgery termed successful He has a brain now? |
Posted by: Excalibur 2008-06-03 11:24 |
#5 of course really successful brain surgery would have resulted in him praising welfare reform and urging caution in government solutions to global warming |
Posted by: mhw 2008-06-03 07:03 |
#4 #1 Good. Let's hope he can recover and spend time with his family. YEP! He needs to RESIGN...... big-time!! two exclamation points!! >:> |
Posted by: RD 2008-06-03 03:37 |
#3 2008-2010 is SHAPING UP. D *** NG IT, PAULA ABDUL KNEW HER DADDY'S LOVE OF COCONUTS WOULD GET HIM IN THE END! |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-06-03 03:21 |
#2 Yeah. Lots of time. Like every waking moment for the next 20 years after he figures out politics isn't so great after all! :-) |
Posted by: gorb 2008-06-03 01:49 |
#1 Good. Let's hope he can recover and spend time with his family. |
Posted by: Steve White 2008-06-03 00:13 |