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| The Adventures of Haji and Muji: First Flight |
| 2008-05-29 |
| With apologies to GolfBravoUSMC, and a hat tip to Small Dead Animals Hello boss, this is Muji. Haji can't come to the phone right now, he's got his hands full. What? Oh, his hands are full of shards of glass, fragments of plastic, and the doctors say they can't remove the throttle cable until the burns heal a bit more. Boss, I gotta tell you, these Infidel aircraft are tricky. Somebody at Airbus infiltrated a jinn into the fuselage and it sneaked along and hid under my seat. We had just rolled up our rugs after the imam asked for Allah's blessing and death to Israel, when the jinn oiled its way out from under the seat and pointed out the really hot flight attendants boarding three gates down. Praise Allah, the Airbus 340 came with some great binoculars! After that, the jinn caused my memory to become quite fuzzy. But as you will see from the pictures, the aircraft has had some modifications, including new skylights and a vastly improved passenger access system. |
| Posted by:Seafarious |
| #7 Eh, that's cab fare for them. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2008-05-29 15:30 |
| #6 I saw the photos of this accident on Airliners.net a while back. The captions did not say it was the "flight crew" but said that a ground crew had screwed the pooch. I bet the shieks were po'ed about that waste of $70 Million. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Texas 2008-05-29 15:25 |
| #5 Criminy, at least go get an Activision and get some knowledge. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-05-29 11:56 |
| #4 Heh. A very expensive lesson, indeed! Needs the Nelson (Ha-ha!) pic. |
| Posted by: PBMcL 2008-05-29 11:55 |
| #3 Makes you wonder if the A-340 has dual airbags. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2008-05-29 11:39 |
| #2 So they don't quite know what happened to the flight crew, even after pic #2 at the link ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2008-05-29 11:29 |
| #1 SF - That's a scream! Haji and Muji are men for all seasons and should be shared. |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-05-29 10:55 |