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| Auto-eroticism -- man admits having sex with 1,000 cars |
| 2008-05-21 |
| A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #11 I'm kind of fond of my pickup truck. It draws the line on some behaviors--there are some thing it just won't do. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2008-05-21 17:12 |
| #10 Buick, how you doin ? Ever hear of station wagon style ? |
| Posted by: wxjames 2008-05-21 15:08 |
| #9 Wasn't there a Southern show on TV many years ago about this: My Mother, the Car???? Wonder what this lser thought about the shape of the Edsel's grill?????? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-05-21 14:44 |
| #8 Oh, well, I'm bitter and envious already in my natural relaxed state, so I guess I can be just as well jealous of a random pervert, it's not that much a departure from my sorry usual mindset. Thank you. Hummmmmm.... The Imp of the Perverse is strong, this afternoon... |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-21 11:05 |
| #7 I think A5089 is jealous. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2008-05-21 10:56 |
| #6 Rest assured I won't post here Thank you. |
| Posted by: lotp 2008-05-21 10:20 |
| #5 The Wilt Chamberlain Award (Automobile Division) goes to... |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-05-21 10:11 |
| #4 I have but one question. How? Ah, on second thought, I think I prefer it to remain a mystery. It may sounds weird, BUT I actually have a totally relevant, NSFW though not hardcore, pic, found in a forum with the mention "make love to cars, don't burn them". Let just me say it involves the exhaust pipe, a chubby, middle-aged white guy dressed with panties and abustier, and a complete lack of human dignity. Rest assured I won't post here, but I'll go check in my photobucket folder to see if I haven't already uploaded it, just out of curiosity. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-21 09:31 |
| #3 I have but one question. How? Ah, on second thought, I think I prefer it to remain a mystery. |
| Posted by: Angavique Lumplump9498 2008-05-21 09:23 |
| #2 Reminds me of that article here about that broad who found za pervert in the process of raping her female pitbull in her front yard; here, you go outside in the morning to go to work, and there's that sicko having intercourse with your faithful ride parked right there in the alley... quite a shock. Some have been traumatized by less. On the bright side, had that guy been muslim, he would have torched the cars afterward, a CarBBQ-honor killing, if you wish. So, it could have been worse. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-21 08:43 |
| #1 Were the cars of legal consent age? |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-21 08:38 |