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Girl Scout Sells 17,328 Boxes of Cookies
2008-05-15
A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group's signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop's old mark and probably setting a national record. Jennifer Sharpe, a 15-year-old from Dearborn, plans to travel to Europe with her troop with the proceeds from her feat.
Hilly and Barry beating feet to sign her up to go door-to-door.
Posted by:Bobby

#9  Wait till she starts selling bridges!
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-05-15 15:44  

#8  I bought ten boxes of thin mints a year ago, Ate them all.
Just how do you find a Girl Scout without looking like a stalker?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-05-15 14:05  

#7  Used to feel bad about consuming an entire box of girl scout cookies, until I realized there are maybe 8 cookies in the whole box.
Posted by: Iblis   2008-05-15 13:04  

#6  Thin mints and shortbread.
Posted by: AlanC   2008-05-15 12:35  

#5  Thin mints must be as adictive as crack. We put them in the freezer but then, when i happen upon them, I wind up consuming a sleeve before it warms up.
Posted by: JAB   2008-05-15 12:32  

#4  Quite an accomplishment for her with help from her Mom, who's one of her troop leaders. Lots better than pushing drugs. Don't know tho, I may be addicted to Thin Mints. I can't seem to pass any of the stands myself. But a little self-sacrifice is warranted in helping these kids earn their own way.
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700   2008-05-15 11:43  

#3  Heck, hire all three! ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2008-05-15 11:35  

#2  That, or I want her on my sales force, now.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2008-05-15 09:44  

#1  When I read something like this, the thought that comes to mind is that the girl has hyperactive parents.

Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-05-15 09:05  

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