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Girl Scout Sells 17,328 Boxes of Cookies |
2008-05-15 |
A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group's signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop's old mark and probably setting a national record. Jennifer Sharpe, a 15-year-old from Dearborn, plans to travel to Europe with her troop with the proceeds from her feat. Hilly and Barry beating feet to sign her up to go door-to-door. |
Posted by:Bobby |
#9 Wait till she starts selling bridges! |
Posted by: twobyfour 2008-05-15 15:44 |
#8 I bought ten boxes of thin mints a year ago, Ate them all. Just how do you find a Girl Scout without looking like a stalker? |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2008-05-15 14:05 |
#7 Used to feel bad about consuming an entire box of girl scout cookies, until I realized there are maybe 8 cookies in the whole box. |
Posted by: Iblis 2008-05-15 13:04 |
#6 Thin mints and shortbread. |
Posted by: AlanC 2008-05-15 12:35 |
#5 Thin mints must be as adictive as crack. We put them in the freezer but then, when i happen upon them, I wind up consuming a sleeve before it warms up. |
Posted by: JAB 2008-05-15 12:32 |
#4 Quite an accomplishment for her with help from her Mom, who's one of her troop leaders. Lots better than pushing drugs. Don't know tho, I may be addicted to Thin Mints. I can't seem to pass any of the stands myself. But a little self-sacrifice is warranted in helping these kids earn their own way. |
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-05-15 11:43 |
#3 Heck, hire all three! ;-) |
Posted by: trailing wife 2008-05-15 11:35 |
#2 That, or I want her on my sales force, now. |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2008-05-15 09:44 |
#1 When I read something like this, the thought that comes to mind is that the girl has hyperactive parents. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-05-15 09:05 |