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India-Pakistan
'US spy' shot dead near Miranshah
2008-04-25
Militants shot dead a man near Miranshah for “spying for the United States”, an official said on Thursday.

Locals found the bullet-riddled body of Birmal village resident Gul Zali Khan along with a note that read, “This man has met his fate because he was spying for the American and Afghan forces and giving them help”. The victim, who was in his 20s, was picked up at a bus stop last week just outside Miranshah, residents said, adding that he ran a grocery store in his native town.
Posted by:Fred

#3  Sounds like somebody in Brimal wanted a grocery store to run. And paperwork is soooooooooo time consuming...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-04-25 12:52  

#2  Abu, you're right, he wasn't a US spy. US spies wear green turbans if they're working for the CIA, brown turbans if they're working with the US military, and black turbans if they're working for Homeland Security. Oh, and the guys wearing gray turbans work for Britain's MI-5. Some of the guys wearing white turbans work for the French, while others work for Russia's FSB. Anybody caught wearing a baseball cap is working for George Soros.

I hope that clears things up for the talibunnies. I really hate it when they do something stupid.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2008-04-25 12:47  

#1  Wonder if they realize they got the wrong guy. we do have a spy in there (several actually), but it wasn't Gul Zali Khan... i don't want to give away too much, but our guys carry a Koran and have been on the inside of the taliban movement for years gaining their trust.
Posted by: Abu do you love   2008-04-25 11:23  

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