A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.That's why we don't watch porn, I'm afraid the wife might mistake me for John Holmes and break out the pruning shears.
The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.
All sorts of trouble can start that way.
ThatÂ’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Montoya, had a knife.
and she was chanting" Bobbitt, Bobbitt..."
“She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.
The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.
I'm glad there is no video.
He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest. “She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.
Yet, Einstein here was in bed with her...
The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.
Excellent advice.
The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victimÂ’s residence.
....and retrieved the victim's pants.
Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery. She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.
Too late for her to be Darwinized then.