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| Chelsea Clinton's rear end wows GLBT demographic (I am not making this up!) |
| 2008-04-22 |
| Brett Lieberman, "Pennsyltucky Politics" blog (Patriot-News) They loved her hair, they smacked her butt, there was hooting, hollering and a whole lot of hugging going on Friday night as Chelsea Clinton hit Philadelphia's gay bars for what campaign aides called a "gay pub crawl." "Chelsea, the gays love you!" Jeff Guaracino, 35, shouted as the former and potential first daughter took the stage at Bumps, the first of four stops at gay and lesbian bars that kept Chelsea and Rendell bar hopping until 1 a.m. "Oh, gosh, I don't know if everybody loves me," responded Chelsea, who made her first visit to the city's gay clubs a couple weeks earlier and has made similar stops at gay bars in other cities while campaigning for her mother, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. "We love your hair," he yelled back and prompting another "oh gosh" from the embarrassed 28-year-old. The reception was no less enthusiastic at the second stop at Sisters, a lesbian bar, where excited women grinding to Kool and the Gang's "Celebration" barely allowed Chelsea to speak because they kept interrupting her with applause and cheers. . . . For most, including Chelsea and the governor, it was a night of fun. "I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her. "I've been trying to find you all night and I found you and you're gorgeous," Dustin Thorn, 31, of Philadelphia told her. "I think Chelsea looks better in person and she's got the body and ass of life," said Christoper Murray after wrapping his arms around her and giving her a big hug. Now there's an informed voter making a rational decision on the issues, if ever there was! |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #13 While the quality of Chelsea's ass is currently unkown (pictures, anyone?), it hardly seems like a reason to vote for her mom's ass for president. For that matter it's no reason to vote for either of the two Asses vieing for the oval office. |
| Posted by: GK 2008-04-22 20:31 |
| #12 I guess only her secret service attachment knows for sure.... (does she has SS protection still?) |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-04-22 19:15 |
| #11 Read some comments on a Stanford website a few months back. Seems Chelsea was well known for providing "Monica moments" when she was attending that august institution. Given her looks, the information didn't surprise me; she'd need to do something more than just smile and be friendly to have much hope of getting dates. |
| Posted by: Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-04-22 18:24 |
| #10 After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's in love. Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you'? Chelsea said, 'Not according to Dad.' |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-04-22 17:15 |
| #9 Nice that the GLBT crowd is so down with the left, seeing as the left is going to let pisslam walk in and eradicate their asses... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2008-04-22 15:57 |
| #8 The Hillary dress-alike contests will be for Holloween. Al |
| Posted by: Frozen Al 2008-04-22 11:40 |
| #7 I look forward to the biggest sign of GLBT approval: imitation. The trannies already dress up like Cher, Elizabeth Taylor, Judy Garland, and Madonna. Maybe they will soon have Chelsea or Hillary dress-alike contests. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-04-22 11:32 |
| #6 If I suggest she does truckers night rest areas and public toilets too, will that get me sinktrapped? Mebbe not, if lotp doesn't read that. So far, so good. |
| Posted by: Uneque Gonque5142 2008-04-22 10:48 |
| #5 If I suggest she does truckers night rest areas and public toilets too, will that get me sinktrapped? Mebbe not, if lotp doesn't read that. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-04-22 10:29 |
| #4 I'd suggest she does bikers bars, from now on. The drunken outlaw bikers demographic is an untapped one, I think. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-04-22 10:27 |
| #3 While the quality of Chelsea's ass is currently unkown (pictures, anyone?), it hardly seems like a reason to vote for her mom's ass for president. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2008-04-22 10:16 |
| #2 So if Chelsea Clinton walks into a bar that I hang out in and I grab her ass, it'd be okay, right? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-04-22 09:33 |
| #1 This could turn the election......Gay! LOL |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2008-04-22 09:04 |