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| Police Sergeant Wrestles Snake, Rescues Woman |
| 2008-04-19 |
| EUGENE, Ore. -- A 12-foot snake attacked a female employee of a pet store, prompting assistance from police, firefighters and emergency personnel Thursday. Sergeant Ryan Nelson had never tangled with a snake larger than a garter snake before Thursday. All that changed, however, when he responded to a 911 call at 3:41 p.m. to find a woman in a Eugene pet store completely wrapped by a 12-foot Burmese python that was slowly constricting around her, police said. Nelson saw the woman was in grave danger and feared for her life. But as he pulled out his knife in preparation to save the woman, matters got more difficult. She pleaded with Nelson not to injure the snake. So at risk to himself, Nelson complied and began his rescue attempt by trying to wrench the snake's mouth off of the woman's finger -- the snake had begun its attack by biting onto the woman's finger, wrapping itself around her wrist, arm then shoulder and moving toward her throat, police said. Nelson managed to pry the snake's jaws partially off the woman's finger. A few of the snake's teeth got lodged in his thumb. Then emergency personnel used a screwdriver to free the woman's finger from the jaws of the reptile. Nelson then put his own squeeze on the snake’s neck and was helped by fire and EMS members to unwrap the snake from the woman. Nelson then started the task of returning the snake to the cage – the entrance to which was above head level. The snake fought itself free and lunged for Nelson, but he grabbed the head again and finally wrestled it into its enclosure. As he shut the door the angry serpent's head shot forth once more, trying to get in one last bite. The jaws met only glass. And only then did the shop owner begin to contemplate the fact that she now had a python with a bad attitude on her hands. No easy insurance settlement for you! And no customer for 100 miles around is going to do anything more than ask to look at your famous snake. Neither the woman nor the snake was seriously injured in the ordeal, police said. For Sale: 12-foot Burmese python to a loving home. Price reduced for immediate clearance. |
| Posted by:gorb |
| #6 sikekick = sidekick (need another beer) |
| Posted by: USN,Ret. 2008-04-19 21:23 |
| #5 Mutual of Omaha's Marlin never would have reported this with so much enthusaim or use of action verbs; but then again Sgt. Ryan is probably not as manly as Marlin's sikekick Dave was ( Dave always got his ass kicked wrestling the sabre-toothed Anaconda, or some such, while Marlin calmly sipped his vodka daquari leaning aginst the Land Rover fender, hawking insurance.... |
| Posted by: USN,Ret. 2008-04-19 21:22 |
| #4 Rule 34: I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. |
| Posted by: Abdominal Snowman 2008-04-19 13:43 |
| #3 Burmese Pythons, if kept properly fed (will break the bank) are usually pretty docile. I've raised two to 20 the foot mark. However, you got to watch the females, they can be a bit more cantankerous than the males. It's always the females, isn't it? |
| Posted by: Cloting Turkeyneck4916 2008-04-19 12:57 |
| #2 Here we have more applied misinformation from do-gooder TV nature shows. Internet sources report that a 15 foot python can kill an adult male within 3 minutes, by cutting off blood circulation. Screw "prying" a constrictor snake off its target; use a serrated knife to cut them horizontally. And cut them in half if necessary. |
| Posted by: McZoid 2008-04-19 12:43 |
| #1 At least this didn't happen on a plane. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2008-04-19 08:38 |