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Truckload of human feces spilled on Indiana 55
2008-04-18
Oh, shit...
Hey! Good one, sarge!

CROWN POINT:A load of human feces spilled on to Indiana 55 at Greenwood Avenue in Crown Point about 10:30 a.m. Thursday. The semi-truck driver Matthew Ferrell told Crown Point Police he was hauling treated human feces from the Portage Water Recycling Plant. The spill closed northbound and southbound Indiana 55 at Franciscan Drive and Burrell Drive for clean up.
Let's hope so...
Ferrell did not have paperwork for the load and was issued a citation for the unsecured load by the Indiana Department of Transportation.
Hey, Butthead. He said, "unsecured load"...
The Crown Point Fire Department, Lake County Hazmat and the Indiana State Police responded to the spill, then cleaned and reopened the roadway.
Okay, boys. It's gonna be a long day...
Posted by:tu3031

#7  But I thought Carter was in Gaza?
Posted by: DMFD   2008-04-18 19:49  

#6  Wasn't Crown Point where Hillary slammed her Crown Royal drink at the bar with the locals. Maybe this bitter, gun-totin', God-fearin', rural-livin' driver just found out that Hillary had been in town.
Posted by: BA   2008-04-18 15:44  

#5  I'll bet a dollar to a dog turd the guy was hauling it in an open dump truck and had to hammer on the brakes. I've seen it before with beets. The only way they could get me out of the truck before it was hosed off would be to set it on fire.

That citation's gotta stink.

Posted by: gorb   2008-04-18 15:38  

#4  "Ferrell did not have paperwork for the load and was issued a citation for the unsecured load by the Indiana Department of Transportation."

Q: So just how does one tie down a turd? the rope keeps slipping off the tapered end......
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-04-18 15:01  

#3  A gift of leftovers from the Pennsylvania debate for the Hoosier voters?
Posted by: GK   2008-04-18 14:10  

#2  In that case it would be bull feces.
Posted by: JFM   2008-04-18 14:08  

#1  an early delivery for the Dem primary?
Posted by: Frank G   2008-04-18 13:19  

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