North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is likely to visit Vietnam and China next week on an unprecedented trip by plane, a news report said Thursday.
"You'll never get me up on one o' them! I wanna go by train!"
"But Your Enormity! You cannot go by train from Pyongyang to Hanoi!"
"Why do I want to go to Hanoi?"
"The hookers, Your Ferocity!"
"And why don't I want to go by train?"
"Sergeant Arsicaud, Your Terribility! He is still out there. Somewhere. Waiting. To pounce."
"Since 1954?"
"These Frenchies, Your Monstrousness, they like to wait until your guard is down."
"Can I go Lufthansa?" | Kim could make an official visit to Vietnam and stop in China on his way back home, South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported, citing unidentified diplomatic sources in China. In October, Kim accepted an invitation to visit Hanoi from Vietnam's Communist Party chief Nong Duc Manh. Kim has also regularly visited neighboring China, the North's main ally.
Since taking power in 1994, Kim is not known to travel by plane. He took a special luxury train all the way to Moscow on a 2001 visit to Russia. Kim "would travel this time by plane, not by train," Yonhap quoted an unidentified source in Beijing who handles North Korean affairs. |