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| Woman Stabs Husband During Fight Over Hot Dogs For Dinner |
| 2008-04-08 |
| ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A 28-year-old woman in Orange County stabbed her husband during a fight that sparked over having hot dogs for dinner, according to a sheriff's office report. Officers said Alfreda Van Bladel apparently had prepared a dinner for her husband, Anton, that consisted of hot dogs. Hot dogs? She made him hot dawgs? Oh, the heartless bitch! At some point, the man snatched the plate of hot dogs from his wife's hands, the report said. Well, yeah. I mean, what else could he have done? The action prompted the woman to stab her husband in the shoulder with a steak knife, according to authorities. "Put the knife down, Alfreda! I'm a-warnin' yew!" Anton Van Bladel then alleged grabbed a handgun and pointed it at the woman's head and said he was going to kill her. "Die, boiler of dawgs! [KERBLAMMO!]" "Y'missed me, ass splatter! [LUNGE!]" Both a knife and a handgun were recovered from the couple's home. "I need that knife back! I hain't made the sallid yet!" "Ah needs m'gun back, too!" "Fer what? The salad?" "No! I missed the bitch!" The husband and wife were arrested and face several charges in connection with the incident, including aggravated battery and aggravated assault. Why'd they do that? |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #11 "Dammit! I said Hamburgers, not Barkburgers!" |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-04-08 20:02 |
| #10 Not mentioned, but most certainly a key motive in this is the fact that there were 10 dawgs, but only 8 buns. bunless weiners are not a pretty site. look for lawsuits against Oscar Meiger and Wonder Bread for being the instigators. |
| Posted by: USN,Ret. 2008-04-08 13:53 |
| #9 Next time, Boars' Head. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2008-04-08 13:18 |
| #8 I really expected this story to include the words "authorities suspect that alcohol was involved." |
| Posted by: Rambler in California 2008-04-08 11:40 |
| #7 Which one was the Obama supporter and which one the Clinton supporter? |
| Posted by: charger 2008-04-08 09:55 |
| #6 Perhaps hubby felt threatened by the foot longs? |
| Posted by: ed 2008-04-08 09:10 |
| #5 Is self defense out of the question. She did bring a knife to a gunfight, in Kentucky that's one of the leading causes of death I think. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-04-08 08:43 |
| #4 Was it wid Sauerkraut - too many Amers, restaurants, and cafeterias mix the wrong-flav 'kraut wid the wrong-flav dawgs??? STILL DOING IT WRONG AFTER 40 YEARS! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-04-08 03:10 |
| #3 The dude ought to count his lucky stars that she didn't go 'total wiener cut up'! He'd be singing with the canarys by now! |
| Posted by: smn 2008-04-08 03:05 |
| #2 The action prompted the woman to stab her husband in the shoulder with a steak knife... Steak knife, eh? What was she doing with a steak knife when all they had to eat was hot dogs, hmmmm? Why don't the MSM ask these kinds of probing questions? |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2008-04-08 02:27 |
| #1 Goodness! Another one? The dude better file for a divorce pronto. She may reach for a knife only every 3 years or so, but that is one time too many. |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2008-04-08 01:24 |