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| 2008-03-28 |
| A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time. Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance. Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right. "IÂ’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because heÂ’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, IÂ’m pretty all right you know. I didnÂ’t hurt my bum at all." . . . |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #6 OMG And I thought I said some strange things when I drank Tequila........... |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Texas 2008-03-28 22:12 |
| #5 Another "man" whom claimed to be PREGNANT turned out to be a FORMER WOMAN/LE FEMME = POST-OPER TRANSEXUAL. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-03-28 19:42 |
| #4 Wombat or randy hobbit? I speculate, you decide. |
| Posted by: ed 2008-03-28 19:30 |
| #3 I don't know what they are smokin in New Z but it must be some potent shit. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-03-28 19:10 |
| #2 Man Claims He Was Molested by Bigfoot |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-03-28 15:11 |
| #1 One of my old girlfriends used to call me a wombat, you know, they eat roots and leaves. |
| Posted by: tipper 2008-03-28 09:18 |