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Saudi breeders search for new 'Miss Camel'
2008-03-21
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Camels are being prized for their beauty - not just their usefulness - in Saudi Arabia where strict Islamic laws and tribal customs prohibit beauty contests for women.

Camel breeders are open about their admiration for the physical attributes of the animals as they gather at this spring's camel markets.

"It's just like judging a beautiful girl," said Fowzan al-Madr, a camel breeder. "You look for big eyes, long lashes and a long neck."

Public displays of affection between men and women are rigidly policed by the feared officials of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice but in the camel bazaars anything goes.

"Camels are just like humans," breeder Haza al-Shammari told the International Herald Tribune. "They love and hate just like humans. That's why you have to bring them up very gently."

"She isn't married yet, this one," he said. "She's still a virgin. Look at the black eyes, the soft fur. The fur is trimmed so it's short and clean, just like a girl going to a party.

"When you get to know the camels, you feel love for them. My camels are like my children, my family."

British author Robert Lacey, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said ownership of a troupe of camels was central to an elite lifestyle that revolves around desert entertainment.

"They let you stroke them and pet them," he said.

"You can go out for the day, two or three hours out of Riyadh, have lunch, play with the camels, have tea, say the sunset prayer in the desert. Camels are a gentleman's pastime and this is how a gentleman entertains his friends.

"In a way, you're also re-enacting the pageant of your ancestors."

With camels changing hands for as much as 17 million Saudi Riyals (£2.2 million), camel owners are keenly awaiting the emergence of a new reigning champion.

The previous top camel, Mashoufan, died in January. Four of its offspring are seen as favourites to claim the crown.

The organiser of the pageant said it was drawing as much interest as a human competition would elsewhere in the Middle East.

"In Lebanon they have Miss Lebanon," said the man who has the username Walid on a competition's website. "Here we have Miss Camel."
Posted by:Sherry

#7  You talking about this, Joe?

"Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker says a Maxim magazine poll that named her the "unsexiest woman alive" hurt her feelings."Am I really the unsexiest women in the world?" Parker asked in an interview with Grazia magazine. "Wow! It's kind of shocking."

Parker said the poll, released last October, was "brutal" and "filled with rage and anger."

"But on the other hand," she added, I really like the choices I've made. I am who I am."

The poll ranked Parker as less sexy than Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears, and called the 43-year-old actress a "Barbaro-faced broad" — a reference to the Kentucky Derby-winning racehorse.
Posted by: tu3031   2008-03-21 20:11  

#6  Jessica has less facial hair, better breath, and doesn't spit as much. While no Jessica fan, Joe, I resent your comparison...kinda. Nevermind
Posted by: Frank G   2008-03-21 19:53  

#5  Oh boy, first SARAH JESSICA PARKER now this - you just know the boys at FARK.COM are gonna milk this one.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-03-21 19:21  

#4  Probably almost as much as a camel faced lad....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-03-21 15:02  

#3  Think what a camel faced lass would fetch.
Posted by: ed   2008-03-21 14:49  

#2  Don't bother TU, the mental images are far better than any printed word.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-03-21 14:04  

#1  Damn. Where do I start...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-03-21 12:37  

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