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Pics of Spitzer's $5,000/hour Sex Therapist
2008-03-13
Wholesome lass. Pro'ly drinks a glass of milk every day. Wonder if Fred will put her in the bl ... nah ...
Maybe I'll run Christine Keeler tomorrow, though.
Pappy and I are still waiting for Angie Harmon. Sigh ...
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#22  How come a $400 million dollar man (or will when his daddy kicks the bucket) hires the cheapest hooker (3 diamonds) in the stable?

She calls him "Daddy"
Posted by: Glavirong Tojo6612   2008-03-13 19:49  

#21  Spitzer is an idiot but then New York has a recent history of electing idiots. Should have spent the $80 K on his kids' educations. Might buy a year at Harvard for one of them.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-03-13 17:07  

#20  Correction: "...screwing us."
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-03-13 16:59  

#19  Fodder for the fourth estate to report on the first and second oldest professions. I always get the first and second oldest professions mixed up. That is, I can't tell which one it is that is screwing up.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-03-13 16:58  

#18  Gotta agree w/ McZoid (re: mutt); not even close to making the cut for the SI swimsuit issue and doubtful if she even ever made Hugh's short list for Centerfold of the Month. Of course now she will because of her, uh, noteriety, but not for any other, shall we say, attribute.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-03-13 14:23  

#17  No, the only things I've ever "abducted" is luggage.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2008-03-13 13:39  

#16  Attorney General then Gubernator.
$5000 for a session wid a prostitute.

Spitzer's wife is hiz most costly contract...

Wait till she startz renegotiations.
Posted by: RD   2008-03-13 13:38  

#15  Abdominal Snowman, interesting take. You seem to know us humans well, but I sure hope it's not because you're involved in those UFO abductions thingie!!!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-03-13 13:36  

#14  How come a $400 million dollar man (or will when his daddy kicks the bucket) hires the cheapest hooker (3 diamonds) in the stable? You'd think with that much money Spitzer would go though 7 diamond hookers like a Saudi prince on a Paris vacation.
Posted by: Glatle Squank2096   2008-03-13 13:27  

#13  I'm freezing at $225 an hour.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-03-13 13:16  

#12  She must have Skillz.

y'know, in all the various copies I've seen thus far of the Emp. Club's web site, they didn't seem to have pictures of any of those mythical "charismatic mature women between 30 and 40."

I have also been reading a fair bit about Spitzer since this thing broke; he seems to be a typical dominating, maybe even bullying personality type; Frankly, I DON'T think he or any other professional bullying politician type is gonna be the sort of person to be attracted to the "Inara Serra" personality type from Firefly.

I suspect the "skillz" he was paying for was: between 20 and 25, attractive, weak personality, and an ability to keep her mouth shut. And he's probably not doing it for the orgasm itself but for the thrill of getting away with it.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2008-03-13 12:51  

#11  Something from "The Man Who Knew Too Little" would be kinda appropriate... Maybe a maid's uniform?
Posted by: Chief Running Gag   2008-03-13 12:39  

#10  The hell with Keeler, run Whaley-Kilmer!
Posted by: Chief Running Gag   2008-03-13 12:38  

#9  She must have Skillz.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-03-13 12:32  

#8  Spitzer (who's Jewish) marries a blonde shiksa and then proceeds to seek out the services of a Jewish hooker. Usually, it's the other way around - shiksas are for practice.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2008-03-13 10:53  

#7  She's 22 is she? Is that too old to adopt?
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-03-13 10:48  

#6  The better to snorkel with?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-03-13 09:34  

#5  She would benefit from a good nose job.
Posted by: Tiny Ulirt4387   2008-03-13 07:44  

#4  "To sell your soul for all the world.....but for Wales?"

/channeling St. Thomas More off
Posted by: no mo uro   2008-03-13 07:09  

#3  She's cute, but she's not $4,300 worth of cute. Certainly not federal-wire-fraud-conviction cute.
Posted by: Mike   2008-03-13 06:48  

#2  THE RADIO REPORTED THIS MORNING SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT PAYING FOR HER APARTMENT, SINCE HER BOYFRIEND LEFT HER.

Heartbreaking. Sorry about the caps, I have to watch the keyboard to type....
Posted by: Bobby   2008-03-13 06:44  

#1  She's a whore and a mutt. Spitz's bodyguards still haven't disclosed if public assets were used for his secretive private purpose. How could they not have been? That would put him in Breach of Trust. Wall Street attornies will keep the knife at his throat. He went after The Street; it is payback time now.

Hillary: is this issue jogging some OTHER public memories?
Posted by: McZoid   2008-03-13 02:44  

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