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India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu press
2008-02-22
Protestants are agents of Jews

In daily Jang, the great religious scholar Dr Israr Ahmad wrote that the Palestine issue is not being solved because of the American influence. The blind support for Israel by America has a history. The Protestants sect of Christianity was formed by Jews, which is why Protestants are JewsÂ’ agents. These agents are playing the central role in the Jewish conspiracy. At the moment, America is the leader of the Protestant sect.

Greater Israel

In daily Jang, the great religious scholar Dr Israr Ahmad wrote that Jews want to create a “Greater Israel” that includes Palestine, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Sinai Peninsula, Egypt and the Nile Delta, southern Turkey and northern Hijaz, including the holy city of Medina. They have the full support of Protestant Christian countries like America and Britian. The unipolar world is already controlled by Jews. They control the World Bank, IMF, World Trade Organisation and the stock markets of the world.

Stage actresses in trouble

As reported in Daily Pakistan, a notorious criminal, Nadi Phangi, has threatened stage actresses for ransom. He also threatened to blow up the theatres with bombs if the actresses didnÂ’t come up with money. A few months ago, the criminal fired at famous actress and dancer Saima Khan and injured her at the instigation of a rival stage dancer. Stage actresses and actors demand protection from police for the artists.

Musharraf to stage a few bombs blasts: Imran Khan

As reported in daily Nawa-e-Waqt, the head of Tehreek-e-Insaf, Imran Khan expressed his suspicion that Musharraf will postpone elections by arranging a few bomb explosions. He said that the PMLQ is dead and wants to come into power with the help of Musharraf. He said that rigging is planned by the government to push the country to the verge of destruction.

Motorcycle horn used as a detonator

As reported in daily Jang, wife of suicide bomber Abid Hunzalla was not surprised to hear that her husband had died in a suicide attack. She received his last letter a month ago and police alerted the department. He used two big milk containers from milk vendors to store explosives and used a horn as an igniter. The group was trained by a major (r) Ahsan ul Haq. This is not the first time that a military personÂ’s name has come up in terrorism.

Was there an ideology of Pakistan?

Columnist Nazir Naji wrote in daily Jang, that he has demanded many times for someone to show him the term “ideology of Pakistan” in the writings of Quaid-e-Azam and Allama Iqbal. They always referred to the Two Nation Theory in their writings or speeches. They were intellectuals and knew the difference between “theory” and “ideology.” The majority of religious leaders who rose as the champions of ideology of Pakistan during Yahya Khan’s era were against Quaid-e-Azam and the creation of Pakistan. I am always shown extracts of Quaid-e-Azam’s speeches where he was replying to the allegations of mullahs and religious leaders.

Character assassination of Bilawal Bhutto

As reported in daily Khabrain, certain forces have started a character assassination of Bilawal Bhutto on his nomination as heir to Benazir BhuttoÂ’s Pakistan Peoples Party. A photograph was issued to defame him. Allegations of relations with girls and alcohol are being levelled at him by publishing photographs. The British Daily Mail issued a photograph of a stage play of his personal life.

Jinn strangles a sorcerer of 36 years

As reported in daily Khabrain, in Renala Khurd, two daughters of Rehmat Ali, engaged with the sons of a relative, were under a jinnÂ’s spell. He contacted Shafiq alias Tedi who got rid of the jinn by a sacred spell over a mobile phone. After a few days, another daughter came under the spell of a jinn and again the baba was called. During the holy chanting, the baba suddenly became silent. He was taken to a hospital where he was declared dead.

Amnesty International condemns rijm in Iran

As reported in daily Nawa-e-Waqt, human rights organisation Amnesty International demanded Iran to stop rijm (stoning to death) punishment. Amnesty showed concern about punishments like rijm in Iran.

Strange marriage in Medina

According to daily Nawa-e-Waqt, a resident of Mecca went with his father to see his future bride in Medina. The young man didnÂ’t like the girl and refused to marry. His father offered himself and the girlÂ’s family accepted the proposal. The young man is now confused how he would accept the girl as a mother as the marriage is going to take place next month.

Failed strategists of Pakistan

Columnist Nazir Naji wrote in daily Jang, that our diplomats and intellectuals believe that Americans have no knowledge of this region. Pakistan has a short history of strategic failure and failed foreign policies, but its intellectualsÂ’ insistence that Americans have no idea of this region is surprising. Especially the assertion of those intellectuals who were involved in formation and implementation of these failed policies.

Sharia position of divorce via SMS

As reported in Daily Pakistan, Mufti Karam of Jamia Azhar are discussing the position of divorce via SMS. A woman received a divorce through an SMS because she didnÂ’t attend her furious husbandÂ’s telephone call. The two Gulf States and Qatar recognised the divorce through the phone but Muslim scholars in Singapore rejected this type of divorce. Ulema in Malaysia accepted divorce via telephone and rejected Mahathir MohammadÂ’s suggestion to fine those who divorce via telephone.

The Rana and Rashid rule PakistanÂ’s Cricket

As reported in Daily Pakistan, two families are ruling PakistanÂ’s cricket. Haroon Rashid is in charge of the youth development, his brother Umar Rashid is the coach of the womenÂ’s cricket team, Mehmood Rashid is a match referee and Mohtashim Rashid is a fielding coach. Another family is of Shafqat Rana, who is the member of the selection committee, his brother Azmat Rana, who is the regional academy coach and Sultan Rana, the developing officer.

The golden era of Muslim history

Columnist Khalid Ansari, wrote that majlis shora and mushawarat (consultation) was first shown to the world when the West was sleeping and was uncivilised. Baghdad was the capital of the Muslim world in 762 AD and was the centre of science, philosophy and other branches of knowledge. The Western historians call the 10th and 11th centuries as the golden period of Islam. How can I tell you that those who gave the worldly knowledge to the world have now become terrorists and uncivilised.

Benazir realised militantÂ’s threat

Sherry Rehman wrote in daily Khabrain, that Benazir Bhutto was the architect of foreign policy of peaceful relations with the neighbours. She had a foresight and could see into the future, which is why she was anxious to write her will before her death. She was the only leader who considered the challenge of war against extremists and militants in Pakistan. She always said that itÂ’s not some other countryÂ’s war but our own war for the survival of Pakistan. She never compromised on women issues.

Shoaib MalikÂ’s marriage scandal

According to daily Khabrain magazine, captain of Pakistan cricket team, Shoaib Malik, said that no scandal surfaced during his Indian tour a few months back. He said that in 2001, he befriended a girl named Ayesha on the Internet. She sent her pictures in which she looked beautiful and he promised to marry her. His brother-in-law, Imran Zafar said that he acquired photographs of Ayesha through his friend in Saudi Arabia and these were different from her earlier photographs. When the situation got cleared, Shoaib Malik broke up with her.

SportsmanÂ’s spirit of politicians

Ali Asghar Abbas wrote in Daily Pakistan magazine, that all politicians, with different points of view, have termed the assassination of Benazir Bhutto as a national tragedy. All the sportsmen who are running their horses in the field of politics have shown a sportsmanÂ’s spirit which is necessary for the beauty of this game. The politicians have called her a martyr of democracy. They have shut the mouths of some elements that are always ready to malign the politicians.

Shoaib married Ayesha on telephone

According to daily Khabrain magazine, M A Siddique, father-in-law of Shoaib Akhtar, said that the marriage ceremony was held in Banjara Hill hotel in Hyderabad and he booked a room for their honeymoon in Taj Khrishna. He said Shoaib Akhtar performed the nikah ceremony over a telephone from Sailkot. He said that he has the marriage certificate of Ayesha and Shoaib with their signatures. He said that Bob Woolmer congratulated him and the whole team was present in the marriage ceremony.

Posted by:john frum

#4  Jinn? It boggles the mind.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2008-02-22 20:16  

#3  Allegations of relations with girls and alcohol are being levelled at him by publishing photographs. The British Daily Mail issued a photograph of a stage play of his personal life.

Wotcher, whats playing in the West End these days?

A new play about a Pakistani pol, involving girls and alcohol.

Girls and alcohol, well then off we go lad.

Jinn strangles a sorcerer of 36 years

As reported in daily Khabrain, in Renala Khurd, two daughters of Rehmat Ali, engaged with the sons of a relative, were under a jinnÂ’s spell. He contacted Shafiq alias Tedi who got rid of the jinn by a sacred spell over a mobile phone.


Verizon Customer Service, how may I help you?
My phone keeps showing no battery life, even after I recharge it.
VCS:Have you tried a sacred spell to remove the Jinn?
How do i get that done?
You have to ask for Verizon Customer Service Karachi - Bangalore only deals with technical problems.
Posted by: liberalhawk   2008-02-22 16:05  

#2  If the jinns and the jews had a fight, who would win?
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-22 15:36  

#1  He used two big milk containers from milk vendors to store explosives and used a horn as an igniter.

Boggle.
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-02-22 15:31  

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