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Report: Ted K’S trying to quash JFK ‘Love Child’ story
2008-02-14
See also this.
The latest JFK tale tells of a tall, handsome, illegitimate Camelot kid now well into his 40s, living a life of seclusion in cold Canada. A call by the Herald to Sen. Edward Kennedy’s Washington, D.C. office yesterday was met with “nobody is available now.”

Yet the New York Post reports the Bay StateÂ’s senior senator is trying to prevent Vanity Fair magazine from publishing the story of the alleged love child of the assassinated president.

The Post proclaims Vanity Fair’s David Friend has been working on the article for more than a year and even sent photographer Harry Benson to Vancouver to capture the alleged offspring of John F. Kennedy. The Post reports the would-be legendary lad is a “handsome man in his late 40s - whose first name is Jack and who bears a strong resemblance to the 35th president” cut down in Dallas on Nov. 22, 1963.

A friend of the Vancouver man told the Post a “courtesty call” to the senator resulted in the head of the Kennedy clan calling in his mighty clout. The story, however, may not be spiked. Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak told the Post the magazine is still pursuing the story - holding out for DNA proof to possibly back up the historic allegation.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#9  Silentbrick, I hope you meant that for illustrative purposes only!
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-02-14 22:18  

#8  Now....does this mean Teddy is going to sit on the kid til he expires? Or perhaps take him for a nice sunday drive over local bridges?

Honestly, I kinda think I'd rather be sat on by Rosie than Teddy "The car spins around around around" Kennedy.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2008-02-14 19:45  

#7  The Kennedys: Damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

Perfect.
Posted by: gorb   2008-02-14 18:06  

#6  If true, I wonder what impact, if any, this will have on Ted's endorsement of Obama?
Posted by: eltoroverde   2008-02-14 16:19  

#5  Although you could prabably get some off of any shot glass in Hyannis or DC...

heh.. I have another suggestion, but this is a family site.
Posted by: Grailing and Tenille1838   2008-02-14 13:50  

#4  oh jeesh. Let's hope not. The last thing the world needs is another tall, handsome spawn of the Kennedy clan to create more tragedy for us to endure while waiting in line at the grocery store.
Posted by: Grailing and Tenille1838   2008-02-14 13:49  

#3  Good luck getting that DNA.
Although you could prabably get some off of any shot glass in Hyannis or DC...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-14 13:47  

#2  Tilting at windmills again Teddy?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-02-14 13:16  

#1  If it *is* spiked, Matt Drudge is standing by.
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-02-14 13:07  

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