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India-Pakistan
Paks say they've identified Bhutto's killer
2008-01-30
Police Tuesday claimed identifying a suspected suicide bomber who killed former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto in an election campaign in December in adjacent Rawalpindi city. The suicide bomber, who blew himself up after another militant fired shots at Bhutto, has been identified as "Bilal" who comes from the Waziristan tribal region, along the Afghan border, news channels quoted police sources as saying.
This is approximately the same as identifying the killer as "Herb, from Nebraska.".
The ID has been made, said sources, after a lead provided by earlier arrested teenager suspect Aitzaz Shah, 15, [who] was arrested in the northwestern city of Dera Ismail Khan last week. The interior ministry confirmed that he has confessed as a member of the back-up group of suicide bombers who killed Bhutto.
"Dat's right! I dunnit and I'm glad!"
Another suspect, Sher Zaman, was also arrested on Aitzaz's tip-off. Police sources said that a team has already been dispatched to Nebraska the Waziristan region to interrogate Herb's Bilal's family, who has been shifted to Rawalpindi.
So why would the coppers head off for Wazoo if the family's already been shifted to Pindi? Prob'ly has something to do with something the Profit (May His Drip Clear Up) did. Or maybe the light's better in Wazoo.
Posted by:Seafarious

#5  *ahem* ...we're very sensitive about mentioning our beloved Lucky - keep that in mind, however harmless the intent
Posted by: Frank G   2008-01-30 21:31  

#4  More like "Kill Politician Lucky" from Cheapass Games.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2008-01-30 20:34  

#3  I lol'd, the old sunroof handle ploy, oldest trick in the book.
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2008-01-30 14:34  

#2  General Musharraff, in the limo, with a sunroof handle...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-01-30 12:04  

#1  Colonel Mustard, in the boathouse, with a Glock...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-01-30 00:29  

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