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Spears' Lawyers Ask to Quit Custody Case
2008-01-04
Share Britney Spears' lawyers in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline are quitting.
"That does it! We quit!"
The law firm Trope and Trope asked a court Wednesday to be relieved as Spears' attorneys. The firm says there's been a "breakdown" in communication with the pop princess that makes representing her "impossible," according to the filing, obtained by CelebTV.com.
"We even tried talking to her ass, but that part of her doesn't listen, either!"
A message left with a publicist for Spears' record label was not immediately returned. Spears and Federline have been wrangling for months over custody of their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James. Federline has temporary custody because Spears, who has limited visitation rights, has defied court orders. The two were married in October 2004 and finalized their divorce in July.
Posted by:Fred

#4  My mom tried to force me to learn Clarinet, and tap dancing.
Y'all seen either of those in the last 50 years?
Me neither.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-01-04 11:21  

#3  Personally, I pity her. She was propelled to be a "star" before being even in her teens and never led normal life, apparently her parents caring far more for the money than for her welfare.

Posted by: JFM   2008-01-04 10:45  

#2  Wonder how long it would take my wife to reform Britney.
She does pretty good with severe mental patients and gets most of them back into a work environment of some sort.
Doesn't tolerate any back talk and gives better than she gets.....
I know she would have Brittney taking proper meds in a week and off the club scene with her fat ass in 2 weeks (less with police help.)
Posted by: 3dc   2008-01-04 10:05  

#1  Hope mama got her advance up front fer her parentin book...

Spears taken in ambulance after standoff

Come n' get me coppers!

LOS ANGELES - The troubled life of Britney Spears added a new chapter when the intoxicated pop star was whisked away in an ambulance after police were called to her house to help end a nearly three-hour custody standoff involving her young sons.

Made it, ma! Top of the world!!!

The 26-year-old pop star was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Entertainment Tonight reported on its Web site Friday. Cedars spokeswoman Simi Singer said she could neither confirm nor deny the report, citing patient confidentiality laws.

Which could be...ummmmmm...disregarded? For a not so small fee, of course...

Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance. He declined to elaborate. No injuries were reported.

Anti-freeze? Freon? Propane? Fix a flat?

Spears was conscious late Thursday when paramedics took her out of her home in a gurney. Several police cars escorted the ambulance out of the neighborhood, followed by dozens of paparazzi.

Sounds just like when she orders a pizza.

Officers were called to Spears' house around 8 p.m. to respond to the custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, Lee said.

Ha-ha, Britney! Evahbuddy thanks ah'm the "normal one" now! take that, bitch!

By about 10:30 p.m., six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck had entered the gated-community that includes Spears' house. Several police cars were seen in the area earlier in the night.

Oh, boy! Sounds like a big night at Double Wide Acres...

Spears turned over the children around 10:50 p.m., Lee said.

I'll send the kids out for Colt 40, a Whopper, and a pack of Marlboro Lights...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-01-04 09:35  

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