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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Dave Barry's year in review |
| 2007-12-30 |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #3 The big international story is the Middle East peace conference in Annapolis, Md., which is opened by President Bush, who declares that he is ''pleased to grant a pardon to this turkey'' before being hustled from the room for what aides describe as ''a very important meeting.'' Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice takes over, declaring that the goals of the conference are to ''achieve lasting peace between Israelis and Palestinians'' and ''find a real unicorn.'' The rest of the conference goes smoothly until what participants describe as a ''frank exchange of views'' concerning the conference-room thermostat setting ends in gunfire. The whole thing was classic! |
| Posted by: Whomong Guelph4611 2007-12-30 17:21 |
| #2 On the homeland-security front, the U.S. government begins requiring people arriving in the U.S. by air from Mexico or Canada to present passports, fueling speculation that Canada is a foreign country. The government notes that the passport requirement ``does not apply to people sneaking in by land.'' |
| Posted by: 3dc 2007-12-30 12:50 |
| #1 O.J. Simpson discovered that, although you might be able to avoid jail time for committing a double homicide, the justice system draws the line at attempted theft of sports memorabilia. Too rich! |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2007-12-30 11:25 |