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Squirrels safe to eat again in New Jersey
2007-10-30
TRENTON - You may now resume eating the squirrels.

"No, Bullwinkle, no! No! Nooooooo!"
Posted by:Mike

#8  That blender must have come from China
Posted by: Slappy   2007-10-30 21:56  

#7  Ringwood... which exit is that?
Posted by: Dave D.   2007-10-30 20:19  

#6  Yeah, I'm heading down to the toxic waste dump...anybody hungry?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-10-30 19:40  

#5  Considering my property taxes here in NJ we may all start eating them soon.
Posted by: jds   2007-10-30 19:09  

#4  at least beaver's always on the menu
Posted by: Frank G   2007-10-30 18:34  

#3  Just like dark meat turkey.
Posted by: no mo uro   2007-10-30 18:29  

#2  "The Environmental Protection Agency said a blender used to process the squirrel's tissue samples was defective"

Just what we need an Oxymoronic taste treat:
I present the "Rocky Smoothie"
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2007-10-30 15:48  

#1  NUTS !
Posted by: Gen. McAuliffe   2007-10-30 15:17  

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