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Traumatized by 7-foot python that showed up in toilet
2007-10-17
The python that found its way into her toilet. Forget the monsters under the bed. There really are slithery creatures lurking in the pipes.

Nature's call forced Nadege Brunacci, 38, to the dark bathroom in her Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, apartment in the wee hours of Monday morning. While washing her hands, she glanced back at the toilet to find a 7-foot-long python staring back at her. "I turned on the light and screamed, 'Oh, my God!'" said the hiss-sterical restaurateur. "It still makes my heart race."

She slammed down the lid, put a heavy box on top of it and began calling city agencies. Most didn't believe her, and the ones that did told her, "We don't do snakes," she said.

Finally, the FDNY and her landlord came to the rescue.

Plumbers had to tear apart the downstairs neighbor's pipes to capture the serpent, which had retreated so that only its head poked through Brunacci's toilet.

"I was anxious about it getting flushed and never coming out," said Valerie Ross, 41, from whose apartment the snake was extricated. "I'm happy it's out. Now I'm just unhappy about the holes in my pipes."

Nobody knows where the snake came from, or how it made its way up three stories of piping, but a first-floor tenant in the four-story Tiffany Place walkup reported seeing the creature slithering down the basement steps eight days earlier.

Brunacci gave the snake to a friend who offered it a loving home and named it Nadege. City Health Department regulations prohibit keeping a python as a pet.

The creature may be gone from her flat, but the shattering of an urban legend has forced Brunacci to keep her eyes peeled every time she uses the bathroom. "When I brush my teeth, I'm looking over my shoulder," she said. And when she goes to the bathroom at night, she uses her daughter's training toilet.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#10  MOANING/SCREAMING MYRTLE, ala Harry Potter???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-10-17 19:59  

#9  I might die from the fright.
Posted by: Unutle McGurque8861   2007-10-17 15:41  

#8  Pythons can kill humans by constricting with sufficient force to stop blood circulation for 3 minutes. However, studies have shown that to do so the creature would have to be at least 15 foot long. A 7 footer couldn't kill an adult.
Posted by: Woodrow Flique2473   2007-10-17 15:35  

#7  My friend Mick had a forty foot dick
showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake
and now its only four foot, four.
Posted by: remoteman   2007-10-17 15:24  

#6  Nobody knows where the snake came from, or how it made its way up three stories of piping...

He was just trying to escape from the gators in the sewers.
Posted by: xbalanke   2007-10-17 15:16  

#5  She should have consulted the European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zurich. I'm sure it was at least 50 Courics!
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-10-17 13:26  

#4  ...in the wee hours of Monday morning.

Yeah, those are always the wee hours for me too.

...a first-floor tenant in the four-story Tiffany Place walkup reported seeing the creature slithering down the basement steps eight days earlier.

"I just thought it was the DTs again!"
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2007-10-17 12:32  

#3  Serious penis envy problem there.

I initially envisaged posting this with the Ron Jeremy or John Holmes pic in the archive, but I thought it might have been considered a tad tasteless...
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-10-17 11:17  

#2  Serious penis envy problem there.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2007-10-17 11:07  

#1  Somebody found the snake too big to handle and abandoned it. Either that, or it got to big to handle and escaped. Snakes like pipes. The hot water piped keep them warm, and the mice and bugs running along the pipes enable the snakes to make a living.

(begin rant) WHY IN BLAZES DON'T PEOPLE DO THEIR HOMEWORK BEFORE GETTING ANY KIND OF PET? Find out how big it gets, how long it lives, and figure out how you're going to take care of it before buying it! (end rant)
Posted by: mom   2007-10-17 10:39  

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