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| Fight global warming: eat a kangaroo! |
| 2007-10-11 |
| MORE kangaroos should be slaughtered and eaten to help save the world from global warming, environmental activists say. "The label on the jar says 'Skippy' all right, but that's not peanut butter!" The controversial call to cut down on beef and serve more of the national symbol on our dinner plates follows a report on curbing greenhouse gas emissions damaging the planet. Greenpeace energy campaigner Mark Wakeham urged Aussies to substitute some red meat for roo to help reduce land clearing and the release of methane gas from flatulent cattle and sheep. "It is one of the lifestyle changes we can make," Mr Wakeham said. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #2 IMHO, iff OWG = GLOBAL WELFARE STATE [Euro WORKFARE?] > mankind will need its Geneticists and other XPerts to [globally-extraglobally]expand its food resources. Milyuhns and Zilyuhns of WILDEBEESTS, etc. in AFrica may have to be culled to prevent dying from thirst, ala WORLDNEWS, wid much of it going to waste. GOOD for the local enviro and perhaps GM-improved Bug-zillas and Ant-Rexes, but not for the hungry humans of African + World. PREDATORY GIANT PRO-ENVIRO BUG-ZILLAS, versus CHICKEN-FLAVORED GIANT BARBIED ROOS - D *** NG IT, ITS A QUANDRY. |
| Posted by: Josephmendiola 2007-10-11 20:59 |
| #1 O Kangaroo, O Kangaroo, Be grateful that you're in the zoo And not transmuted by a boomerang To zestful, tasty kangaroo meringue. "Kangaroo" -- Ogden Nash. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2007-10-11 19:03 |